Good Morning/Evening Fellow Humpsters
,,Yep VERY changeable weather today George so good luck on your "Away Hump day!"
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There is a sheep shearing contest or "Undressing her"as you would call it!
near Rosedale on the Moors that you would like,but a little indulgent as you wil have Lynn and Kat along!
Hope you find your "Shangri La"Mateyand the rest of us manage an acceptable Hump day!
Cheers
"Down Under" funny............
A wedding took place just outside Onehunga, New Zealand. In keeping with tradition, everyone got extremely drunk and the bride's and groom's families had a storming row. They began wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the living daylights out of each other. The police got called in to break up the fight and the following week, all members of both families appeared in Onehunga District court.
The fight continued in the courtroom until the Judge finally brought calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, "Silence in the Court!"
The courtroom goes silent and Rangi, the best man, stood up and said, "Your honor, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened."
The Judge agrees and asks Rangi to take the stand.
Rangi began his explanation by telling the court that it is tradition at a Onehunga wedding that the BEST Man gets the first dance with the bride.
The judge says, "Okay. Continue." "Well, said Rangi, "after I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I danced to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song when, all of a sudden, the groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between her legs."
Shocked, the judge instantly responded, "Lord thundering Jesus, that must have hurt!"
"HURT?" Rangi replies, "HE BROKE THREE OF MY FINGERS !!!!!!"
,,George's all time favourite the F1 Grand Prix from Hungary,..,just now taking an avid interest in the women's track events in the European Championships,,so far the Latvians have my highest mark for the skimpiest outfit!
