Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,
must be warming up out there,,,no need to put heating on this morning and the pussy has taken off her fur coat!.
Seem to have a daisy epidemic here,the little blighters popping up all over, so I'll be out today trying to cull them,,and taking in some rays.
Hope you have the same "spiffing"weather today,,Enjoy
Is it just me and my one track mind???
take a look at the front cover of a toddlers book out in the US,,,
Cheers
TAX TIME 
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes..
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
Now that book had GOT to be a spoof.
ReplyDeleteDRE instructions for Sesame Street???? Sacrilige!!! lol
Sorry so late in replying to the morning greeting, but Richard 'Bugger-Lugs' Branson's broadband service cut me off yet again soon after a few emails earlier today. The complete 'BANKER' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!