Sunday pew?

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,a still grey morning here that is carrying the lovely aroma of freshly spread manure on some farmers field in the area,,adding a certain piquancy to my bacon butty!

Started watching the London Marathon and was with them in spirit for the first mile but got a stitch and switched channels to a travel program to recuperate. 

Ambling down to the local for a pub lunch and a coupla jars as Hilary says it's too warm for a Sunday roast,,(well it is nudging 15c at the moment! LOL)

Enjoy a lazy Sunday,

Cheers

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Counter guy asks , 'Black or white?

Customer says , 'White.'

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