Saturday drizzle

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,grey drizzly start to the day here,,but I am sure George won't mind as we have the Malaysian Grand Prox today and tomorrow!)

Avoided most of the caravaners going to Scarborough yesterday by tootling over the moors instead of the coast raod,,but copped a scooter rally on the way back with around 200 Vespas and Lambrettas out for a spin.(I'm sure I saw Grant in the pack with his parka on?)

Whatever you're up to today enjoy yourself(they can't arrest you for it LOL)!

Cheers

Lion Tamer

A Lion tamer is struggling to get the audience to appreciate his skills. He gets the largest lion to get up on a stool. He then forces the lions jaws open with his bare hands and sticks his head in the lions mouth. After a minute he withdraws his head and the lion roars.

 The audience still looks unimpressed. He then in desperation forces the lions mouth open again and slaps his penis in the lions open mouth. He then forces the lions jaws shut. He then produces a baseball bat and smacks the lion hard on the top of its head. He then forces the lions mouth open and withdraws his undamaged penis. Turning to the audience he calls out. "Is there anyone in this audience would like to try that?"

 A camp voice from the audience replied. "Yes, but promise not to hit me so hard on the head with the baseball bat."