Monday stiff!!

Good Morning/Evening Peeps,I trust you had a pleasant weekend,,I woke up this morning feeling a little stiff!,,I wish I could blame it on my endeavours in the London Marathon yesterday but decided I must have walked a bit too briskly to the pub for lunch,,,,Upside is Hilary has offered to massage my stifness with some rubbing oil!(Every cloud and all that!)

Speaking of clouds it was lovely and sunny an hour ago but now overcast and dull,,,typical Monday I suppose.

Hope you survive Monday and are set for a good week.

Cheers

So Little Johnny and his grandfather go fishing one summer day. They get to the lake early, and after an hour or so, Johnny's grandfather pulls out a Cuban cigar and begins smoking it. Johnny watches in fascination for a moment before asking, "Grampa what's that?" "Why Johnny, that's a cigar. Men smoke cigars." "Well, can I try it?" Grandpa thought for a moment, then replied "I don't know Johnny, can you touch your dick to your a**hole?" "Why no Grandpa". "Then you're not a man, so you can't smoke a cigar." They continued fishing for awhile, and shortly thereafter, Grandpa reaches into his cooler and grabs a beer. He pops the top, and takes a long swig, only to hear Johnny ask, "What's that Grandpa?" "This is a beer, Johnny," he replied. "Men drink beer." "Can I try it?" "Well, Johnny, can you touch your dick to your a**hole?" Johnny sighed, "Of course not grandpa." "Then you're not a man, and you cannot have beer." Not long after that, Johnny gets hungry, and reaches into his cooler and pulls out a ginormous sub. He heartily takes a bite. "Well now, Johnny, what you got there?" Grandpa asked. "A sub sammich". "Can I have some of that?" Johnny chewed in silence for a minute and then asked, "Well grandpa, can you touch your dick to your a**hole?" Ever the smart one, Grandpa replied, "Of course I can Johnny, I'm a man!!" Johnny then smirked and said, "Then you can go f**k yourself, Gramma made this for me!!"