Hump day Coo!

Good Morning/Evening Mid week Peeps,woken at sparow cough this morning with amorous wood pigeons outside making the most of "Hump day"....was thinking of putting a blown up pic of George in the trees to frighten em off?(but decided it would be too cruel!!)

Enjoy your Hump day and the slide down towards the Bank Holiday weekend!

Cheers

ATM for Men...............

Subject: A Texan

A Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because he announces his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas folks...like I said – my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. ....so how much does he weigh now?

"The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".