Good Morning/Evening Friday Peeps,
,,lovely sunny morning here but NO ash??I was hoping for a light fall on the lawns to to aviod getting the mower out(not wishing for the engine to block up and the mower to nose dive!
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Gemma is stuck in Turkey due to all flights being cancelled and is having a ball!LOL
Enjoy your Friday and have a great weekend!
Cheers
Gert & Daisy
Old Gert is complaining to her equally ancient friend Daisy, that she no longer has sex with her husband Fred.
'He looks at me with my tits like John Wayne's saddle bags, my saggy bum and tired old pussy,' she moans, 'and he's completely turned off.'
Daisy, her 88 year old friend, looks at her with scorn and says, 'What you want to do Gert, is get down to Anne Summers and buy some sexy underwear. No red-blooded man can resist the sight of a woman in suspenders, stockings and red satin bra.'
The following day old Gert goes down to the sex shop and buys herself a peephole bra and a pair of crotchless knickers. That night she hides on top of the wardrobe, waits for old Fred to get into bed, then, clad only in her new shagging gear, leaps from the wardrobe with a mighty banshee scream of 'Superfanny!'
She lands on top of her shocked husband who, after several seconds, says, 'I think I'll have the soup, if that's alright Gert.'
SOUPER JOKE, PHIL!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteYep, where's all this promised volcanic ash?
It's a bright, warm, sunny day here today, not a cloud in the sky.
I think it must be some type of conspiracy. : )~