Good Morning/Evening Easter Sunday Peeps,not a bad sorta day for those brave enough to venture out on the roads,,,I'm staying put and of course taking in the Malaysian Grand Prix recorded earlier(Sorry George),

No chocky eggs for me but there is a bottle of JD with my name on it that will be taking their placeLOL
A very Happy Easter to you and yours,
Hmmm wonder if George is having lamb today?
Cheers
Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Odin were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Odin, "It's been a long time now. I really need to have sex."
Odin stood and pondered for a while, before replying, "Go to Earth, O Thor, and find thyself what they call a 'lady of joy' and treat her to your manly pleasures."
And this Thor did. The next day, he came back up to see Odin, and told him of the previous night's events. "My friend," he said, grinning from ear to ear, "It was wonderful. We had passionate sex 37 times.."
"37 times!" exclaimed Odin. "That poor woman! Mere mortals cannot endure such treatment. You must go and apologize this instant!"
So Thor went back down to earth and found the aforementioned prostitute, saying. "I'm sorry about last night, but you see, I'm Thor..."
"You're Thor?" shouted the girl. "You're Thor? What about me? I'm tho thor I can't thpeak and can hardly pith!"
Those Vikings were a randy lot.
ReplyDeleteConsidering what they did when they invaded Jarrow all those years ago I'll never understand why the town centre has a massive statue....of two Vikings!
Are we masochists? Don't answer that.
Happy Easter, Folks,
NO...I AM NOT HAVING LAMB TODAY!!
Hi George,
ReplyDeleteI am surprised you are complaining about those tough vikings invading Jarrow.
You don't know how Lucky you were! We had this 'manly' lot to put up with.
Bit early for George Mike,,he gets his Maypole out next month!!LOL
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to air my Maypole again! LMAO
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not frosty on May 1st though. : (