Happy 60th Birthday George !!!

HAPPY 60th BIRTHDAY GEORGE !

and many, many more to come !





Have a FANTASTIC DAY ! Enjoy every single minute of it !

With lots of love and hugz
 XXXX


Happy Summertime Bollockeers !



Hope you all remembered to put the clocks FORWARD by ONE HOUR ??

If not, you are in trouble dudes !!

My internet access has been playing silly buggers with me this morning.....mmmmmm
Reckon it didn't want to get up either ! My body is still telling me it's WAY TOO EARLY to be anywhere near bright and alert just yet!
Have a great one, especially George !
XXXX

Re Alex

I saw some of you were asking if anyone had heard from Alex,,I got this from him on Tuesday..............

HI Phil,

Thanks for your message.
I`m just relieved to me home again although I must say they looked after me like a King in
St. Barnabas Hospice Lincoln.....What a wonderful place! The  residents of Lincs are very
fortunate to have such a wonderful small Cancer Unit. It has only 11 beds and is funded entirely by Charitable donations. The Doctors and Nursing Staff talk with you NOT......AT YOU!and they cannot do enough to make sure you get the best of treatment.
My main problem is my body has rejected the prescribed H.T. Casodex and Zoladex no longer works! They are now trying Diehystilbestrol with Aspirin +  3 monthly Zoladex implants.
They have also commenced Zometa infusions( Had 2 so far) every 4 weeks.
My P.S.A. has shot up to 770 so things are not very good.
I was very disappointed last week when I saw the Oncologist... He said " Mr Munro today
I am going to start you on Zometa infusions!"       I said "You actually started me on Zometa
infusions four weeks ago and asked me to come today for my second infusion!"
He obviously had n`t even read my discharge notes from the Cancer Ward at Lincoln County Hospital.
What chance have we got when we are asked to place our life in the hands of Consultants and they cannot be bothered to read our notes.
At least I have found St. Barnabas and I`m so pleased that I have!
They have fitted me out with a new Walking frame to help me get about. They have also fitted various accessories  in my Bathroom and provided me with a Hospital type bed all fitted up for me to come home to.
I made friends with a guy on-line Keith Cass. He comes from Scunny originally but has lived in Cardiff for many years. He ran an Engineering Co  but sold out when diagnosed with P.Ca some 5 years ago. He had a bout 150 employees. Anyway Keith has joined the Chatline and has also booked to come to Leicester this year. He runs a website for PCa awareness in Wales
www.theredsock.co.uk or email keithcasstheredsock@hotmail.co.uk . Have a look He`s a great chap and is coming up to see me in the next couple of weeks.
So sorry to hear you`ve also been having problems....Have they sorted it out?   Hope so!
All the best to you, Hillary and your family.

Kindest regards,
Alex & Pat
xx

Happy Birthday Sarah..

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,been tring to get connected since 0820am!,,seems like I made it at last,,well in time to say..........

Sarah,

Have a Fffffabulous day,,(and night)

Lotsa Hugs

Phil and Hilary xxx

TFIF !

Happy Friday Bollockeers !!

Looks like MULTIPLY are messing about in the IT Department again today.......


........ I really must go and sort them out ........

 

Happy Friday Big Guy xx Hoping that you get a stay of execution today, and reacquaint yourself with our favorite tipple.......Best of luck there !

Thought I would get a few of the 'lads' ready for you, so take your pick !

Another BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY here in The Rebel County ! Blimey, it could be Spring at last !

I see that Phils' Pussy has been out on the raz' while he has been on enforced dry rations........hope she left some in the bottle for ya !!!!


Have a grrrrrrrreat Friday, and a wicked weekend Bollockeers !

And always, always, ALWAYS follow the Bollockeers motto.......


"NEVER, NEVER, EVER BE GOOD" !




Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

MOUNT & DO.





Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them..

Thursday - Happy PCa Anniversary George !!

Happy PCa Anniversary George !
6 Years today, and still going strong. You are my hero Dude xx

Congratulations George, what else can I say ? You showed them all, and are still around to piss us all off ! What a hero !

Beautiful sunny day here again in The Rebel County.

Not a lot planned, as I fancy a day off, that's not too much to ask is it ??

Have a grrrrrrreat one people !

Lots of these to George, Lynn and family today XXXX way to go GEORGE ! XX

Wednesday: Humpday poser

Good Mornin'Good peeps

 

LOOK AWAY NOW CHAPS...

(I hate to see grown men turn green and start sobbing).

 

Ladies, here's my evening wear for Leicester:

Eat your heart out, Phil!

 

LMAO

 

 

Still Springing!..

Good Morning/Evening fellow Bollockeersand Spring seems to be still springing ere with blue sky and sunshine..

For any of you Guys at home "This Morning" programme 1030am ITV1 has an item on PCa...

Think I have found my outfit for the "Do"in June whatdya think?..bound to clash with Georges!!LOL

Enjoy the sunshine and have a good un'

Muslim Adam and Eve?.............

Cheers

A man goes to his doctor to pick up his medicine. when he gets there, his doctor tells him that he has to take these up the ar**e, because otherwise he'd vomit them up.

The doctor asks the man if he'd like the doctor to put it in today because it's his first time and after this his wife can do it, and the man agrees.

So he puts it in, and the man yells, "ow!" and then the doctor tells him it will sometimes hurt, and sends him on his way.

The next day, his wife puts it in for him, and as she puts it in, he screams at the top of his lungs.

She asks him what is wrong, because she put it in gently, and he tells her that when the doctor put it in he had both hands on his shoulders!

 

Have I missed Easter? LOL.............