FCUK.....It's FRIDAY !!!!

Friday....Which Friday ? ! :-)

Good Morning Lovely People !

I am slowly waking up again, after my 'George Like' slumber of the past few weeks !

Now, Lil Duck is up for some fun and games again !

So ......

What we up to today then peeps ?! Hmmm ?
 Any suggestions ?
Anyone ?

James xx   How is the cycling going for you ?

George xx How is your Pussy doing these days ? !

John xx How is the sunny South just now ! ? xx

Catch you later people, and remember.....

Be bad !

Because being good ain't much fun ..... !


Quack Quack !

Tuesday

Happy Tuesday Bollockeers !

Thanks so much for the lovely, smiling pic George ! I feel like 'Monkey-ing' around today !

Anyone up for some fun ?!

TECHNOLOGY NEWS JUST IN !!

George and Mike's patented N-Phone is now on the market Guys ! I know you have been eagerly awaiting this latest development that beats the i-phone pants down ! PMSFL ! I am sure that George and Mike will make a fortune from this, and will, in some small way, make up for George having to sell his world famous 'Bush Trimming' company !

Have a great day people !

Hump Day !

Happy Hump Day Bollockeers !

I was kinda hoping our illustrious leader would post, just for a change to his normal, moaning routine?

Maybe not, so you are all stuck with Lil' Duck once again.

So.

Whattya all up to today hmmmm ? Anything exciting ?

I am still brain dead after our journey back to The Emerald Isle......

So. Here is some 'Randomness' for you all....

Doing a 'George' and having a sleep now !

Quack Quack !

Tuesday Quickie ... Just for George !

Happy Tuesday People !



A quickie from me
 [just how you like it George !]


Arrived home safe after traveling 12 hours overnight.

As you can see, struggling a little bit now ! LMAO !

Hope you are all well, and will be back later once my brain decides to put my body into gear !

Monday & A Huge Bollockeer Welcome To Janis !

Welcome to Janis !!!

[jay_pii on PCC Forum]

Are you CERTAIN you want to be here !? Don't say I didn't warn you !



You need to be mad, crazy, irreverent and have a particularly strange sense of humor to be on here Janis !



Look at me for instance...I was sane, non-drinking quiet girl until George got his hands on me ! LMAO !

Enjoy the madness, and it does get mad on here !

Quack Quack !

Saturday ...

Happy Saturday Bollockeers !

Hope you have all survived Friday 13th Intact, hale and hearty ?

Well, I was hoping this would be me this weekend, sunning my bod on my hols......

Complete washout ! Brollies and boots I'm afraid :-)


So, how is my favorite 'Jarrow Marrow' today ? Any better George ?
Did my 'treatment' help at all ?
Hope you are feeling better there Boss xx

Have a great one people !



Quack Quack !

Thursday....Chilling.

Good Afternoon People !

Chillaxing here in rural Oxfordshire, and soaking up some lovely rays !

Not much happening here today. Hoping that Chris and Shirley can call in for a cuppa later on, otherwise, that's about it.

Did a bit of 'networking' yesterday....
does that mean I am now playing with the
 "Big Boys" George ?!

Have a great day people !

Friday ... And The Countdown Is On !

Good Morning Bollockeers ! Happy Friday !

Well, I don't know how it happened, but we are now just a week away from
the Leicester get together 2012.

It will be a sad/happy time for us, as there will be a lot of faces missing this year. Plenty of toasts to our fallen comrades I think guys xx

So - what you all up to today then ?
I am working all weekend, so no fun for me :-(

George has just informed me that the MOS has refurbished their Gents toilets, in preparation for our function ...... !

On the other hand [PMSL] I will be hoping the Whisky supplies are as abundant as the 'Jack' !!

George has a lecture and practical ready for those of you who have not yet had your DRE

 ROFLMAO !!!!!

And Lil' Duck will be slipping into something comfortable for the weekend !

Have a great one people, and remember ...

... Shit happens !

Quack !

A Dead Duck [ thanks Sue xx ]

Your Duck is Dead--

A mad Geordie brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As he laid his pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your Lil' Duck, has passed away."

The distressed mad Geordie wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" he protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on her or anything. She might just be in a Whisky coma or something."

The vet turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement,

the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the duck from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the mad Geordie and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead Lil' Duck, she is no more, has ceased to be, expired, kicked the bucket"

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the mad Geordie..

  Lil' Duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£100!" he cried madly, "£100 just to tell me my duck is dead! Howay Man !"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £100."

Here's a good one to screw with your head !

Are the balls moving or not ??

Friday - Slow

Good Afternoon People !

Phew - Nearly didn't make it here at all today.

George is off the grid AGAIN
[stay off the dodgy sites George ! PMSL]

John is doggin'

Chris is busy at the wall again [don't hit it !]

Mike and Kath are toasting themselves in Turkey

Ian is getting his 'Mid Life Crisis' this afternoon . It's supposed to be sleek, and red and goes 0-60 in 0.3 seconds
[ Hmmmm Bev ? You been in training lately ? !]

As for Lil' Duck, well, I am still ducking for cover after a vicious attack - completely unwarranted, but hey ho. Let the perps kiss MY ass for a change ! PMSL !

So, what ya all up to this weekend then ?

Here is a little true story for you all to ponder on xx

A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin; it was a cold January morning. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time, since it was rush hour, it was calculated that 1,100 people went through the station, most of them on their way to work.

Three minutes went by, and a middle aged man noticed there was musician playing. He slowed his pace, and stopped for a few seconds, and then hurried up to meet his schedule.

A minute later, the violinist received his first dollar tip: a woman threw the money in the till and without stopping, and continued to walk.

A few minutes later, someone leaned against the wall to listen to him, but the man looked at his watch and started to walk again. Clearly he was late for work.

The one who paid the most attention was a 3 year old boy. His mother tagged him along, hurried, but the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally, the mother pushed hard, and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. All the parents, without exception, forced them to move on.

In the 45 minutes the musician played, only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while. About 20 gave him money, but continued to walk their normal pace. He collected $32. When he finished playing and silence took over, no one noticed it. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition.

No one knew this, but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the most talented musicians in the world. He had just played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, on a violin worth $3.5 million dollars.

Two days before his playing in the subway, Joshua Bell sold out at a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.

This is a real story. Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste, and priorities of people. The outlines were: in a commonplace environment at an inappropriate hour: Do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize the talent in an unexpected context?

One of the possible conclusions from this experience could be:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing the best music ever written, how many other things are we missing?

Which goes to prove that you must take time to stop and have a good look around you.
Make the most of every day people, because you don't know when something special is happening otherwise.

Quack Quack !

Tuesday

Happy Tuesday People.

Bet that photo made you all sit up straighter !

Now, I am going to share an amazing fact with you.

... and George says he has no speed !

Had a great weekend with Topgun - well, I survived, isn't that enough ?

That huge ship dominated all of Cobh.

Topgun was in fine form, and I even managed a little sunshine for them.

Have a great Tuesday people !

Quack !

Sunday : Topgun Hit's The Rebel County !

Morning All.

Today is the day that Topgun arrives in The Rebel County [God help the pubs in Cobh !]

John xx I have had a little 'play' with your EXCELLENT photo - hope you don't mind ?

PB have massively improved their Photo Editor. I am well impressed !

Wish me luck that I survive then next 48 hours !


***

So, what are you all up to this Bank Holiday weekend ?



George  will be downloading Zip Files for the next 6 months ! PMSFL !

George xx Thanks for the web cam shot of you fixing your PC !

I will be trying [ha ha ha !] to keep Topgun outta trouble.



John will be 'Doggin'

Ian is on "Grass" all day [lucky Ian !!!]

And I hope that Chris will be saying prayers for our immortal souls  - I  will definitely need them with 'himself' !


Have a GREAT one people, and remember... Be BAD, really, REALLY bad  !!

Thursday ... And Still No George ???

Where is our Beloved Leader ????

What has happened to 'The Jord' ???

Will 'The Jarrow Marrow' ever get back on the grid, or has his PC finally given up after years of neglect and abuse ???

Of course, this all means only one thing thing Bollockeers ......

WHAT can we say about him while he is unable to answer us back ??!! Oh, I can see me being in REALLY deep 'chit' now ! LMAO !!

Have a good one people !!

Almost Over The Hump !

Happy Hump Day Bollockeers !

I have been waiting for our beloved leader to get back on line this morning.....

Looks like George is definitely off the grid again today ! PMSL !

STAY OFF THE DODGY SITES GEORGE !!!!


Beautiful warm sunny day here in The Rebel County [watch that change !]


Psyching myself up for the weekend.
Busy time for Lil' Duck.



Saturday we have  Tractor World - Ooooohhhh ! -



Then on Sunday, Topgun arrives back into Cobh on that bloody humungus ship again !


I think Lil' Duck could well be a bit quiffy by then !


Have a great day people !

A special message below for George
from Lil' Duck ! xxx

And remember, keep smiling, everyone will wonder what you have been up to !

Quack Quack !