Imperial Sunday

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,,Trust you all had a cracking Saturday,,and are set for a relaxing Sunday,apart from Elise who has to work..Bummer!!..

My Vindaloo last night was a tad hotter than expected,,but didn't put Hilary off her stride at poker as she cleaned up again!!

Amble to the local today with Steven the  SIL for a coupla pints of Imperial firewater before totteting back for a Sunday roast,,,

Have a good un'

Cheers

A guy and a girl meet at a bar.

They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt, and then washes his hands.

He then takes off his trousers, and again washes his hands.

The girl had been watching him, and says:

“You must be a dentist”.

The guy, surprised, says:

“Yes…. How did you figure that out?”

“Easy…” she replies, “you keep washing your hands”.

One thing leads to another, and they make love. After it’s over, the girl says:

“You must be a good dentist”.

The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:

“Sure – I’m a good dentist. How did you figure that out?”

The girl replies: ……

“Didn’t feel a thing”.

 

Happy Birthday Grant !!!! Saturday Relief !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT !!!!!

Have a great day Dude ! Hope you are spoilt rotten and waited on hand and foot !!



Have a great day dude !!
Hugz from me
xx

Good Morning People......Nippy Out... !!

Cap'n Phil & Rip Van  Hardy are nowhere to be found. Is it a coincindence that both were involved in the NHS yesterday? Dastardly deeds are afoot !!

Bloody freezing cold here dudes,,,,Cap'n Phil will have a tough job defrosting the old Whaler....reckon it will take a bit more than Halfords Premium Anti-Freeze mix to sort that one out !!

I get a luxury day today. Shopping, on my own, for as long as I want and the best part? I can leave my mobile phone at home too ! Bonus !!

So, list at the ready, and consisting of the usual girlie things...


1] Latte - double, brown sugar extra cream [lots of them]
2] A Tetrabyte External Hard Drive
3] Colour Printer
4] Spare colour print Cartridges
5] Lazer jet bright white paper
6] Anything else I see in the Computer shop/s that grabs my fancy !


Bet you all thought it would be girlie, girlie stuff huh !

Have a good one people !
Quack
xx

PS Over to Big Guy & John for the daily joke xx

Elise & James Wedding Anniversary

Start:

Aug 26, '11

Commonwealth Day

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Mar 14, '11

Rememberance Sunday

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Nov 13, '11

Friday Quickie

Good Mornin' Good Peeps

Just a quick post before I'm off out for the first of some scans

Time for a medical cartoon:

 

Looking Inside a Man's Brain

 

 

It's exactly what we've been told is there

 

The power of beer....

Click on link below to see the power of beer!!..........

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf