Happy Christmas Eve Bollockeers.

Good Morning/Evening my Festive Bollockeers,Some snow overnight  here but not quite so cold,,,,,,,,,,,I ain't going nowhere today,,,Gemma arrived save and sound last night and her and Hilary are off bargain hunting in the sales!!!!,,I know,it has to be a woman gene!!!

Off to Sherri and Steven's tomorrow for Chrimbo dinner,,so in case I don't get in here,,, time to wish you and your families a VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS"

Any incriminating photo's greatly appreciated!!

All da very best

Cheers

 

 

CHRISTMAS HUMP day!

Good Morning/Evening Hump days Peeps,and Happy Christmas Eve Eve!

Poor George took a tumble on the ice yesterday so hope he's ok and not feeling too sore today??I'm sure Lynn will take care of any stifness he may encounter!

Scooting round sorta day for me,,,Hilary's last day at work till next Tuesday and yet another list has appeared,,looks like I'm going to be looking for a meringue bird????she has written down that she wants a 10 inch meringue nest????

Enjoy your Christmas Hump day

Cheers

Lovejuice

A 12 year boy says to his dad, Dad can I get a plasma screen with Sky telly in my bedroom for my birthday. The dad says it's very expensive, but he'll see. On his birthday the wee boy runs home from school and up to his room, and there on the wall is the big plasma screen with Sky plumbed in, so he settles down to watch his new telly. Later on he comes down to the living room, where his mum and dad are sitting, and he asks his dad, Dad what's lovejuice? well his mum has a hairy fit, bursts into tears and runs into the kitchen. His dad keeps his cool and says, sit down son, I better explain about the facts of life. So he explains about sex, females bodies, masturbation, and all sorts of sexual information. Listening to all this sexual stuff the wee boys jaw just about hits the deck, the dad seeing this then says, son just what programme were you watching up in your room, and the wee boy says WIMBLEDON!!

Wednesday.Hump Day or Bump Day?

G'd mornin' all
Hope today finds you all fighting fit and ready for the last shopping rush for Christmas.
I woke surprisingly only slightly achey after my slither yesterday.



I've already taken precautions to ensure that won't happen again. Here's my new skating coach. PERFECT!

Tuesday Slither

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,Just slithered back from taking Hilary to work,,snow seems to have stopped but it is Icy!

Sliding my way to the shops next to get my Boxing day ingredients for "Dad's dinner",,my turn to be Chief cook but after a few of my gargle juices no one is too bothered what it tastes like anyway!

Busy time for all of us I know but hope you don't get too frazzled!..........................................................................

Cheers

In flight announcement........................

After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain came on air and announced. "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293 from London Heathrow, flying nonstop to Toronto. The weather ahead of us today is good, so sit back, relax and enjoy ...... OH MY GOD." Silence followed.......! Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of coffee in my lap." then added "You should see the front of my trousers." Towards the front, an Irish passenger shouted..... "Jaysus Christ, ya should see the back of mine !!!.

Monday: Cold snap

G'd Mooning All

Geeez this snow is a pain in the arse...and the BACK!

I'd forgotten what it was like to shovel so much snow!


I guess we're all in the same boat today, huh?
(Lets hope Phil and his sailor mates aren't crewing it!)

Elf and Safety?

Have a click below.............

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com/view/0pi7IYg0yL0BX7DaUZLP

S'now Joke.

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,got about five inches here last night(Shaddup George!)and  am about to don the snow shoes to take Hilary to work.

No choice but to enjoy a "Chilled"Sunday!

Have fun

Cheers

Now here's a golden oldie.....................

Monica Lewensky
Monica walks into the dry clearening shop and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean please." Slightly hard of hearing, the assistant replies, "Come again?" "NO", says Monica. "Mustard!"