HOW TO POST AND REPLY: JUNE 2010

Hi Folks,

This is my latest attempt to put together easy instructions on how to post and reply on B2PCa, and how to insert photos and graphics in messages if you so wish.
Translating it all from Geordie into English proved harder than I could have imagined.

Please CLICK ON ATTACHMENT:  'POSTING A NEW BLOG' below.

This document will remain on the Homepage under 'Tagged Content'

Attachment: POSTING A NEW BLOG.doc

Best comeback of the year

CAN YOU TOP THIS?
BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

This policeman was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...  

Q:  'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'  
A:  'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q:  'Officer -- who provided this description?'  
A:  'The officer who responded to the scene.'  

Q:  'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'  
A:  'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q:  'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'
A:  'Yes sir, we do!'

Q:  'And do you have a locker in the room?'  
A:  'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'
A:  'Yes sir.'

Q:  'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'  
A:  'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The  courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's'Best Comeback' line -- and he'll  win.

Sorry I've been absent for a while.  Dicky hip, now restored to full working order with RT, made it hard to sit at the PC for any length of time.  Thanks for remembering my birthday, Phil.  By a whisker I avoided starting RT that day!

Thursday: Truer words were never spoken.....

Truer words have never been spoken.....

THE MEANING OF LIFE IN 13 WORDS

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the fuck happened".

MONDAY MONDAY

GOOOOOOD MOONING ALL

HAVE WE ALL SURVIVED THE FESTIVITIES?

MULTIPLY has been 'down' for a day or two (supposedly for upgrading etc and relocation???lol).....But all seems to be working well again.

(OH CRAP....I tried to insert an animation and it FAILED miserably!)

Have a grrrreat
NEW WEEK
 before we start the
BRAND NEW YEAR

Wednesday.Hump Day or Bump Day?

G'd mornin' all
Hope today finds you all fighting fit and ready for the last shopping rush for Christmas.
I woke surprisingly only slightly achey after my slither yesterday.



I've already taken precautions to ensure that won't happen again. Here's my new skating coach. PERFECT!

Monday: Cold snap

G'd Mooning All

Geeez this snow is a pain in the arse...and the BACK!

I'd forgotten what it was like to shovel so much snow!


I guess we're all in the same boat today, huh?
(Lets hope Phil and his sailor mates aren't crewing it!)

Thursday Already? Yep!

Good Moooning Good Peeples

One week to the Birmingham Bash - and two weeks till Santa goes roof climbing. Silly old fart!

Santa @ Chez Thompson

Tuesday...Never get lost again

Heloooo Good Peeps,
Just testing Multiply to see if they really have fixed my problems...
Sooooo, here goes...
I'm much indebted to a dear friend of ours here who has supplied a map for the next expedition of the Bollockeers (The GUYS ONLY one, lol).





i won't say who supplied this...but I will say that he's offered to captain the ship.

SUNDAY: Another baby in stormy weather

G'Day Folks

I just HAVE to use Phil's pink fonts today.
Grandchild 8 arrived at 1.20am this morning, the last Sunday of November...into exactly the same type of wild, very wet and very stormy weather that greeted  number 7 on the first Sunday of the month!

I hope these two aren't going to be
 'Wild Wild Wimmin'

Saturday, Older, Greyer, Baldier

G'd Mooooning Folks

Multiply seems to be working again on my 'puter (even though no reply to my complaint!).

Just an update from me....Callum was discharged from hospital on Monday and is doing really well, apart from the docs trying to get the doseage of warfarin right, so he's been tested a couple of times already this week.

The second November baby doesn't want to come out into this cold weather. Two false alarms in the last 2 days, so I reckon the next phone call will be to say 'NUMBER 8 HAS LANDED'

Looking forward to the Birmingham 'do' on Dec 17th...and I've had so many offers to stay down there a while..I can tell ya....I am SORELY tempted!LOL

Just thought I'd update my profile pic. It's been a while, hasn't it?


Have a Grrrrrrrrreat weekend!

Friday Sun? You need shades in N Yorks???

So Phil says it's sunny in his part of the world?
Well I sure hope he's not in the garden again...posing for yet another shot like this one of him last year!

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
I HAVE A BIG BOX AGAIN & I CAN INSERT TODAY!!!

SUCCESS.......maybe?

OH F**K!

I thought Multiply was back working normally again.
I posted a long message then inserted this pic to test the system.
The friggin' message disappeared! lol

Oh well, some improvements today.
And I finally got to see the new videos.
BRILLIANT!!!

WELCOME HOME, 'SAM BOOTS'

WELCOME BACK
'SAM BOOTS'


It's OK. Don't panic. I won't go into details about your little hobby, lol

All I WILL say is....

GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK WITH US
(YOU CRAZY WOMAN!)

PLUS.....ABOUT BLOODY TIME TOO!!!!

PLUS....Where ya bin?

PLUS....What ya bin up to??

PLUS....Have you been good? (Nahhhhhh!)

PLUS....Marvellous new pics Samantha, Thank you!

PLUS....'A FEW random wedding photos'???

EIGHTY SIX????








ROFLMBO HERE!!!!

Hi

Long time no post... too much to type, but will try to stay in touch now! Have put some pics on ,..... somewhere lol...

Hope everyone is doing ok ...

 

Love to you all xxxxxxxx

Tuesday. In the pink?

G'd Moaning Folks,

Here I go, trying out Phil's pink fonts.I have to overcome my pinkophobia somehow!
So there's a pink pub called 'The George'? How very dare they?? Grrrr!
The way the festivities are going at the Thompson household these days, I guess it won't be only pink pubs Phil is seeing:

.....and seeing double too, lol
The second one is for SHERRI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
BE GOOD! (Ha!)

HAVE A Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat DAY!

Manic Monday or not......

Well, we can't agree whether it's a Manic Monday or not, lol, but here's a few pics  taken yesterday which I HOPE will download here PROPERLY (for once).

Callum, 10 days after his op,
...what a difference since last sunday
Still a way to go..but getting there.

An old fart trying to be funny (it failed!) lol