Thursday, 26 November 2009

THURSDAY.....ARGHHHHH

Well what do you know?..........I HAVE THE DREADED LITTLE WHITE BOX AGAIN!
(and no response from Multiply to my complaints).

I'm about to become a grandad for the EIGHTH time - imminently....and I guess I'll be a very baldy grandad by the time Mutilply sorts this site out, lol.

I wish my kids would buy TVs or take up a very exhausting sport,...We had only THREE grandkids when I was diagnosed with PCa four and a half years ago!
Surely this isn't another surprising 'side effect' that hits the family rather than the patient???

Wednesday, 25 November 2009

SUCCESS.......maybe?


OH F**K!

I thought Multiply was back working normally again.
I posted a long message then inserted this pic to test the system.
The friggin' message disappeared! lol

Oh well, some improvements today.
And I finally got to see the new videos.
BRILLIANT!!!

Happy Humpers.

Good Morning/Evening Happy Humpers,No doubt George is still in bed fiddling with his fonts?,,looking forward to the response from his rant at Multiply..No doubt "Go forth and Multiply"will be thinly veiled in their reply?

Been and had my swine flu jab this morning,just a little prick but I would have preferred a female nurse!

Wonder if this Hump day will coax Samantha out to play?

Whatever you're up to try and have fun!

Cheers

: THE KNOB ......................


A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head  and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the  knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained  young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon  with two problems.

'All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times  and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have  these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.'

The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in  asking about the goatee.'

 

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

YouTube - Bohemian Bankruptcy - A tragedy by Drag Queen




An Old Queen(For George) with a modern twist,,,,Thanks Keith!!

Britains got talent.wmv




Naughty Subo!!

Moany Minnie?

Good Morning/Evening all,

Looks like Uncle George is still off fiddling with his fonts?so a moan free morning(Doesn't seem right I know!!)

Cool and grey here but looking forward to a "peaceful"day with Hilary safely dropped at work

Hope you have an equally stress free day and George's font fiddling and trial insertions prove successful!

Cheers

The 7 dwarves meet the Pope

The 7 dwarves went to meet the pope " go on Dopey ask him"
chant the other 6.
"ok" said Dopey "sir are there nuns in alaska?".
yes there are" said the Pope. "go on dopey ask him" urge the other 6. "ok" said Dopey, "sir are there black nuns in Alaska?" "yes there are" said ther pope. "go on dopey ask him" Dopey blushed " are there midget black nuns in Alaska?" " No I dont think so" said the Pope. all 6 dwarves leap up and shout " Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"

Monday, 23 November 2009

Monday moaning.

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,

Nice to see George in "Good Moaning"form!!Smileycons!about Multiply again!,,,

I luckily don't seem to have the probs that George has(Who does???LOL)with posting etc,,maybe living in the "Jarrow triangle"has something to do with it???

Hope you are all recovering from your weekend and are set fair for a good week(once we get Monday out of the way!!!

Cheers

The Stripping Nun! ................................
 
A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert and realized halfway across that the camel they were using for transportation was about to die. They set up a make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail. Soon the camel died.
After several days of not being rescued, they agreed that they were not going to be rescued. They prayed a lot (of course), and they discussed their predicament in great depth.
Finally the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about to die, and there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth to see a woman naked. Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"
The nun thought about his request for several seconds and then agreed to take off her clothes. As she was doing so, she remarked, "Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've never seen a man naked, either. Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"
With little hesitation, the priest also stripped.
Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father! What is that little thing hanging between your legs?"
The priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life."
"Well," responded the nun, "forget about me. Stick it in the camel's ass and lets get the hell out of here!"