Hump Day Blues ....

**Happy Hump Day Dudes**

Well, Lil' Duck is feeling a little down today .....

After the news from home last night, [and other bad news I received] I really thought that today would be a better day......Ha ! Well, it didn't start too good, as Hubby overslept ..... major panic stations at 0630am....which is why I am posting at this ungodly hour in the morning.....


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......the day is young, plenty more time for me to get in to WAY more trouble yet .... !

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So, I thought I would hand out plenty of 'happy' pills for everyone today - form an orderly queue, and no pushing George !! If this don't work on me, god alone knows what will ....

 [all suggestions gratefully received dudes xx]

Quack Quack !

Tuesday Nice ere?

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,Mega rain due dater apparatently but so far bright and sunny ere'...

Day to my own devices with Hiary at work,moggy snoozing after a thyroid pill,so all is peace and quiet(Morning George)

Hope you have an equally "Chilled" day whatever you get up to,!

Cheers

Ray's Winky....................................

 Ray decided to propose to Janice, but prior to her acceptance Janice felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Ray that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Ray felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he too had a deformity.

Ray looked Janice in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.' Janice and Ray got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

Ray whisked Janice off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Janice put her hands in Ray's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Ray ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said,

 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'............... 'Yes, it is.  It is 7 pounds, 8 ounces, 19 inches long.”

Monday Grey?

Good Morning Monday Muckers,,,overcast and grey ere' but forecast for a hottie later?(Morning Elise)xx

Nice to see pics still being addded to the MOS do site,,people now panicking to get pics of their own wives and partners with themselves and not with other strange Bollockeers!!! LMAO Luv it!!

 

Ease your way through Monday best you can,,I see Friday on the horizon!!

Cheers

Micky Mouse

Micky mouse goes to see a lawyer about getting a divorce from Minny mouse. After he explains the situation, the lawyer says " let me see if i have got this right, you want to divorce Minny because she has bad teeth"? .

 Micky said " no, I didn't say she had bad teeth, I said that she is f***ing Goofy!".

Not forgetting over the pond it's......

Cheers

 

Sunday chillin'

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Bollockeers,,,Blue skies and sunshine look set for my day of "Chillin'"with a coupla coldies, me ammock' and a dollop of sun oil (Morning Elise).....

 

Hilary leaving to my own devices and heading off "S"ing with Sherri to the Metro centre Gateshead,,Deffo NOT the place to be on an a Sunday for any chap(In fact not the plavce to be on ANY day for a chap!LOL

Have a cracking day whatever you're up to,,,I'm sure Bev has already something planned with hot wax and chains or maybe water sports??........................................................

 

Morning John....................

Just wondering......

"Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.

By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.

By the time I was 60, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem.

I'm gonna be 80 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand,

"So, what's your point?"

"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."

 

MOS Browse...

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,Better late than never for me today,,,,I just gotta get back into the routine of "Getting up"again in the morning (Morning George)

Bright and Sunny but looking forward to a browse of the MOS pics to find out what ya'll got up to,,,thanks Elise for both holding the fort and tagging the "Perps"on the piccies at the do.xxx

Intervention by my GP coming out at home and talking(dressing down!!) to the Onco at hossy seems to have got me back on the right track and my puter is open for business once more

Apologies for both my absence here and our presence at the MOS (we were both gutted but hope to get some of the atmosphere through your pics) ,

 

Happy Saturday Ffffolks,and have a great weekend,

Cheers

I think we're gonna have to start a "John's corner?....

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Summer Olympics
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Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators at the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"