Monday nurse visit :))

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,,,I trust you all had a good weekend and all the  Mum's enjoyed their "Day off?"yesterday (Yeah right!)

At home nurse visit for me today,,for what I havn't a clue but I live in hope! LOL,,only thing is they say anytime after 830am,,so had to get up early for shower,shave,and make myself look half presentable(Is the Smoking jacket a tad OTT??? LMAO

Hope you are feeling better today Elise, and good luck with the new Boss!!!

Enjoy your Monday Bollockeers,

Cheers

Prostate DRE .........

 After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand where the beautiful nurses are rather more gentle and accommodating.

 As usual he was asked to strip off, he lay naked on his side on the bed and the nurse began the examination. At this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection" said the nurse. I haven't got an erection" said the man. "No, but I have" replied the nurse.

Mothers's Day :))

Good Morning Sunday Peeps,and a very special Sunday it is too,,,,

To all our lovely Mums on here,their Mums and indeed all Bollockeer's Mums, a VERY.........

Hope you all have a lovely day and get spoilt rotten!!

Lotsa Hugs and love to you all, XXXX

 Cheers! :))

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYNNE !!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LYNNE !!!!

Hope you are having a grrrrrreat day.
Apologies on behalf of the Bollockeers, seems the Guys were too busy talking about 'Shags' and 'piercings' and got carried away....

Hope you have a wonderful time, whatever you have planned xxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

to

OUR VERY OWN IRON MAN

ALEX

 

Have a Grrrreat day Mate!

Saturday Cock a doodle !

Good Morning/Evening Sturday Peeps,,,not a bad start to the day here as we seem to have lost the stong winds(Morning George)that have been blowing last few days...........It is so still, we were woken at 530am by a ruddy cockrell cock a doodling somewhere in the sticks!...........I know there is a funny there somewhere about George and his "Small holding" but far to early to get the cogs turning!LOL

Glad to hear Elise's dinner party last night was a great success but she now has to pay with 5 days solid working,,,,Looks like Bev and Val will have to take us in hand till she returns

Hope you all have a great Saturday and a Chilled weekend!!,,Have fun!

Cheers

Odd coloured Penis A young chap went to see his doctor complaining that he had an orange penis.

"How long has your penis been this colour?" "about a week I think"

"Are you in a relationship?" "No"

"Ok, take these pills twice a day and come back to see me in 5 days"

5 Days later..

"So, you are not in a relationship, what do you do for a living?" "I'm unemployed"

"Ok, I'm going to give you these stronger pills, I'd like you to see me in 2 days"

2 Days later..

"So, you are not in a relationship and you are unemployed", "So what exactly do you do all day?"

"Oh, I just sit around watching pornography and eating cheesy wotsits"

 

HI

Hi folk's we have just got back from our holiday in bali we had a great time, 36 year wedding anniversary I think that is two life sentences isn't it, Derek goes for his Psa test next week so finger's crossed he was a bit down when we got back as he had a message from his doctor who is the best one he has ever had he found out he had PCA last year and is now so ill he is giving up his practice such a shame, glad to see your back posting phil

Janet xx  

It's April FOOLS!! LOL

Good Morning/Evening Fffffriday Peeps,and welcome to April,and yes it's the first so.....

I was going to post something totally unbelievable such as George has given up da fags and lamb for lent to dupe you,,but that is just soooo unbelievable!LMAO!!

 

Good luck Elise with the posh nosh your cooking tonight for your ex boss and partner!!...Love the outfit! :) xx........................ 

Hope to hear further good news from Alex's corner today as he recovers at home

Enjoy your "Fools"day and have a drama free April!!

Cheers

Little Johnny & Fascinate.

Miss asked the kids to compose a sentence containing the word 'fascinate.' Diana put up her hand and offered. "We went to the zoo last Sunday and it was fascinating to see all the different animals." The teacher said. "That was very good Diana, but fascinate is the word I'm looking for, not fascinating." Sally tried with. When we were on holiday, we went to Madame Tussuad's and we were fascinated by the waxworks looking so real. Miss told her that it was also a very good try, but the word required was fascinate, not fascinated. The kids all sat there thinking hard and eventually, little Johnny raised his hand. At first, the teacher pretended not to notice, she'd been burned by him on more than one occasion. Little Johnny however, was very persistent, shouting out. "Miss, Miss!" The teacher could not see how he could destroy, or even do damage to the word fascinate, so, with mounting confidence, said. "Go ahead Johnny."

Triumphantly, Johnny came up with. "My Aunt Brenda, has a red sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so f***in'' big, she can only fasteneight." Miss put her head in her hands and cried.