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TGIFF !

Happy Friday Bollockeers !

Hope the 'Syrup' is well glued down George.....If my weather is anything to go by, then you'll be losing that lil' baby big time today !

Gale force winds here [Morning George again !] Not even my Chooks are venturing outside .... and I see all the other Birdies flying in a most strange and erratic way........ That's ERRATIC Big Guy..... !

Day off today for me, from paid employment, then back to 'Rura Penthe' over the weekend

How's the 'bugs' today Big Guy ? Hope they are well and truly eradicated ? What kinda sites were you on lately huh ?!

Have a good one people, and try and keep both feet on the ground. Hopefully I won't end up in Kansas....that would REALLY screw up my weekend BIG TIME ! PMSL !

Hey Big Guy ? You gotta 'Windy' day joke in your armoury there?
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De Bugged ?

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps, Bright and breezy (Morning George)to start the day,, and it looks like after spending all day yesterday pulling my hair out I may have "Binned da bugs"that were stopping me accessing just about anything!....

Sorry Elise and Bev who intended to bring some "Decorum to the Forum"im mine and George's absence

Enjoy your day,,

Cheers

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. That evening, the man brought her to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman and told her he hadn't had sex for months. She batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'

 

My Hubby's Birthday !

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Feb 9, '11

Windy Hump

Good Morning/Evening Hump days Peeps,and a very windy one it is too!(Morning George)....

Some Trojan has been trying to Bollox my laptop since 9am but looks like I have it sorted and can now post again.. 

Hope you have a "Bug free"Hump day,,

Cheers

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said quietly, 'Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.'

'Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.

 Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely'.

 On the way home, the husband asked his wife. 'What did the doctor say?'

'You're going to die,' she replied.

 

The Italian Job

Think he needs some Zoladex :-)

Tuesday crop

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,,,nice morning ere for a jog(Yeah right)bright and sunny,,,,,,,,,,,heading out shortly to brave the front line in da Boro to get my mop cropped,,,,,,

Take it easy whatever you're up to,

Catch ya later

Cheers

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,  "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......