G'd Day All,
LOVE those jokes, Phil,
I have a rather more elaborate tattoo in the same place.
Mine reads:
'I love you now and forever and ever and ever and ever'
....and it's done in Font Size 16, colour - Purple
I finally got my new modem fixed up...and it took me three attempts to explain the problem to sodding Indians at a call centre in Mumbai or somewhere before I was at last back online.
Happy Friday peeps
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you ' re going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.
' Do you know how they make these gloves? ' he asked.
' No, I don't, ' she replied.
' Well, ' he spoofed, ' there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size. '
She didn't crack a smile.
' Oh, well. I tried, ' he thought.
But, five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
' What's so funny? ' he asked.
' I was just envisioning how condoms are made! '
(Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!)
Be afraid of old ladies!
Be very afraid!!!!
Good look George with your new modem hook up if we don't hear from y
After Spring cleaning my bike ready for a bit of exercise it has now gone back in the shed as a result of the Autumnal weather here in the North East!,,,maybe I'll raise a light glow whilst watching the Chinese Grand Prix!!
Enjoy your Friday Fffffolks!
Cheers
Husband and wife.................
Hubby gets 'I Love You' tattooed on his penis and goes home to show his wife.
She says: 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth.'
Keep on Truckin'
Cheers,
This poor bloke went to hospital for a circumcision but, because of some f**k up during the operation, he ended up having a complete sex change. All the doctors and nurses had gathered around his bed as he was waking up so they could give him the bad news. Naturally, the poor bloke went to pieces and started crying when they explained what had happened to him. "Shit!" he moaned. "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!" "Of course you will," one of the doctors soothed. It'll just have to be someone else's, that's all."
Nice one Phil,
Folks, I hope you saw Phil's reply to my Monkey Rules post. lol.
HILARIOUS.
OK, let's see if we can get away with this. I'll try to post the Dancing Monkeys in our Videos Album here (see Welcome Page) and then we'll keep fingers crossed that Big Brother leaves it be!
Keep your eyes open,
G'd Moanin' All,
And I mean good MOANING. Mike's dancing monkeys have been deleted from the site.
And 'Photobucket' have removed my copy from my album there too.
Geeeeeeeez, is Photobucket based in Vatican City, or even worse...Iran?
Did anyone spot ANYTHING naughty about those talented chimps?
I sure didn't.
Bollocks!!
Come on Phil, you're our expert on outrageous piccie posts,
what we gone and done wrong? LOL
