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Wednesday, 15 April 2009

MOB Rule??

Good Morning/Evening "Humplings"

We usually manage to temp Samantha out to play on Hump day but guess she is deep in MOB role!(Mother of the Bride)

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Grey drizzy start to the day here,and have been told that with Hilary off ,our main quest is to go forth and buy a new set of copper bottom pans!!

"Oh Joy"life just doesn't get any better than that!

Hope you all have a marginally more exciting day than me!

Cheers,

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Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Tuesday paint job?

Good Morning George and other survivors of the Easter chocolate fest!

Gemma bought us a jar of chocolate body paint,so we may be getting the tarpaulins and whitewash brushes out tonight to give it a whirl!!

Hope da pussy doesn't get tooo alarmed!LOL..............................

Enjoy your day,

Cheers..................

holiday to the country

a rich city bloke thinks he wont go abroad this summer, he'll just go up to yorkshire for a spot of shooting.
when he gets there, he unpacks his rifle and goes hunting for ducks. seeing a flock of them flying past he aims and shoots one down, and sees it fall down into the next field. when he goes over to get it, he sees the farmer has picked it up and is walking off with it.
'what are you doing? give me my duck back.' says the city man.
'if it lands in my field it means its my duck. so no' replies the farmer.
'there must be some kind of arrangement we can come to? were both reasonable men, my old chum' says the city boy.
the farmer answers 'well yeah, actually, lets settle this the traditional country way. i get to hit you three times, then its your turn, then mine again and so on till one of us surrenders. the winner get the duck. interested?'
the city man agrees, so the farmer punches him in the stomach so hard he doubles over. then he kicks him in the face, mushing up his nose, and the city boy falls to the ground in pain. then the farmer stamps on his face.
'ok' says the rich city man 'now its my turn'
the farmer laughs and says 'no, its ok. you have it'

Sick note

Off for an op on my ear tomorrow. A particularly nasty ear infection last year has left me nearly deaf in one ear and tinitus. Doc says he will take the ear apart, clean up the bits and put it together again. Hope he doesn't have any spare washers or springs left over like when I last did a decoke.

I told Nette that if anything goes wrong and I end up like a bumbling idiot she is to turn off the machine......she said how would she know!!!