Allister in Krakow

Ouch!

Thursday wet and 'orrible.

Good Morning
Fellow Loonies

Geeez, the weather is crap innit?


It looks like we'll have to change the dress code for the Leicester weekend

I couldn't possibly reveal which couple this is,
but I dare say they'll be dressing for the occasion yet again

WEDNESDAY: WELCOME PRUE!

Good Morning All
And
A HUGE WARM WELCOME
to our newest member
PRUE

Prue is also on the PCC site, and her hubby John will be joining us any day now



Sit down, put your feet up,
RELAX
 and have a good old look round, Prue.

We look forward to seeing your posts.

Tuesday Sweet

NOT BEEN ACTIVE FOR A FEW DAYS OR SO,BUT HOPE YOU ALL ARE WELL.....

& FOR ALL THOSE GOING TO LEICESTER ON FRI/SATURDAY..... A SAFE JOURNEY...& SEES YER THERE.....SHOULD BE FUN.... pmsl.

 

Redneck 'First Love'........

Clem drove his pickup truck alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he’d first made love.
"It was right down there by that thar tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day." We was madly in love. We made our way down to that thar tree and made love fer hours," explained Clem.
"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.
"Yep, it was goin’ real good until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us."
"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you was makin’ love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...!!!!!

 

WHATEVER YOUR DAY.....HOPE IT SHAPES UP WELL.!!!!!?.....

 

CHEERS...

Hello Monday!

Good Morning all



Early today, ain't I?
(Hope I haven't shocked you too much!)

I'm not going to be at home a lot these next few days, but I will get to pick up my emails later on each day in case there are any Leicester queries to answer.

Yep, a busy week ahead for many of us.
Mine isn't full of exciting stuff, but I do finally get to see my oncologist tomorrow. It's been a very long three months since we last met.

Catch Y'all Later.

BE GOOD!
(NOT)

Sunday Service

Good Day Peeps

Sunday Morning 'Up with the lark'?
(Yeah...right!)

Sorry for this before I begin posting funnies...but I feel some oldie-bashing coming on.
You can blame Chris for this...he started it.
(Thanks for the mail, Chris)

Saturday: The last quiet one for a fortnight

Good Morning Good People
(and Doggin' John)





A lot of us will be missing from the site this time next week. ..Party Party Party!!
And then I won't be home till Sun 8th July.
I always do things to excess!

Let's promise ourselves as many funnies as possible
on this site over these next 6 days.

Here's a thought to start the day:


What ARE they implying????

LMAO

Friday ... And The Countdown Is On !

Good Morning Bollockeers ! Happy Friday !

Well, I don't know how it happened, but we are now just a week away from
the Leicester get together 2012.

It will be a sad/happy time for us, as there will be a lot of faces missing this year. Plenty of toasts to our fallen comrades I think guys xx

So - what you all up to today then ?
I am working all weekend, so no fun for me :-(

George has just informed me that the MOS has refurbished their Gents toilets, in preparation for our function ...... !

On the other hand [PMSL] I will be hoping the Whisky supplies are as abundant as the 'Jack' !!

George has a lecture and practical ready for those of you who have not yet had your DRE

 ROFLMAO !!!!!

And Lil' Duck will be slipping into something comfortable for the weekend !

Have a great one people, and remember ...

... Shit happens !

Quack !

A Dead Duck [ thanks Sue xx ]

Your Duck is Dead--

A mad Geordie brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As he laid his pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your Lil' Duck, has passed away."

The distressed mad Geordie wailed, "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" he protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on her or anything. She might just be in a Whisky coma or something."

The vet turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement,

the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the duck from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the mad Geordie and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead Lil' Duck, she is no more, has ceased to be, expired, kicked the bucket"

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the mad Geordie..

  Lil' Duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£100!" he cried madly, "£100 just to tell me my duck is dead! Howay Man !"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £100."

Here's a good one to screw with your head !

Are the balls moving or not ??

Welcome aboard PETE!

CHILLAX CHAPS!

Reinforcements have arrived to help us combat the 'Wild Wimmin'

let's  have a
HUGE WARM WELCOME
for
PETE (Pitson)


Glad to have you with us Pete
(and mighty relieved too!)

Thursday wet and wild

Good Morning All

Well, the forecast was right.
WET WET WET
&
WINDY
(not me)
TODAY

I hope our 'new girls' are settling in well.
With luck, Barb's O/H Pete will join our ranks soon,

and bloody 'ell...we beleaguered, overwhelmed guys need his help...badly!

Now I think I'll put on a wet-suit and go and feed the birds.

WECLOME BARBARA (Barb)

WOW!
The sun is still shining, and now we have a

NEW LADY AMONGST US

PLEASE GIVE A BIG WARM WELCOME
to
BARBARA (Barb)
[ID: Barbpitson here, 'Skittle' on the PCC]

Wednesday: Got the hump?

Gooood Mooning All




Another sunny day in the grim north
but it's all gonna change tomorrow.
They think Geordieland will have a tsunami

(but more about that later)
Only NINE days till a lot of us drive down to Leicester. Geeeez, what a scary thought....


The Bollocks Gang rides again!

Welcome Back HILARY!

PLEASE GIVE A BIG WARM WELCOME
TO 
A DITZY BLONDE
TEESSIDE LASS


WHO HAS BEEN IN AND OUT OF THIS ROOM LIKE A FIDDLERS ELBOW!
   


NOW SIT STILL GIRL
AND STOP LOCKING YOURSELF OUTTA HERE!

lmao