CHILLAX CHAPS!
Reinforcements have arrived to help us combat the 'Wild Wimmin'
let's have a
HUGE WARM WELCOME
for
PETE (Pitson)
Glad to have you with us Pete
(and mighty relieved too!)
Reinforcements have arrived to help us combat the 'Wild Wimmin'
let's have a
HUGE WARM WELCOME
for
PETE (Pitson)
Glad to have you with us Pete
(and mighty relieved too!)
Welcome Pete ! Delighted to have you aboard. Hope you will join in with the fun, and not end up as a Voyeur here hmmm ?
ReplyDeleteLots of Quacks from cute, gorgeous, funny, adorable, loveable Lil' Duck xx
Thanks for the welcome, I am sure that I will take to this site like a Duck to Water!
ReplyDelete( Pun intended)
LMAO ! Looks like you will fit right in Pete ! Now, any 'Geordie' jokes in your arsenal there eh ?
ReplyDeleteHow about this?
ReplyDeletePete, as long as you don't like sheep otherwise George will be cross as he is the sheep lover on the blog!
ReplyDeleteGeorge, sheep shearing starts soon.
Wayhey You Made It! At long last........................perhaps now you'll leave me in peace and stop asking what I'm laughing at on LOL! lol!!! xx
ReplyDeleteYes Barb, he's in the asylum now...and it gets worse!
ReplyDeleteHere's a thought for you and Pete:
And special thoughts for Ian, after his sheep comments:
( See that? You gotta keep your beaver happy!)
Thanks for the welcome Barb.
ReplyDeleteAs it seems that I might have to help George with his sheep perhaps he could help me and translate the following ditty into Geordie for me so that members north of Bristol can understand!
George this is was penned to go with Bob Dylans With God on Our Side (1965)
Its true folks my scary start.........
Doc On Pete’s Side?
I went to the doctor with symptoms unclear
Doc ,I have trouble peeing and nocturia
Well you’ve no need to be here but I can decide.......
To test you for cancer with a finger up the backside
Well there’s no sign of trouble, I have to declare
It’s as smooth and as round as an unripened pear
Please remember this isn’t the US of A
And no doctor here will recommend a PSA
It’s a cause of much worry and a cause of much strife
50 tests taken to save just one life
Well doctor okay - I hear what you say
But what if I’m the one you could save here today?
I’m sorry he said, but you must see –
I would only test someone, if that someone was me
Now I can’t think for you, you’ll have to decide
Can you answer this question
Was the doc on my side?
Only joking George...... Dartmoor ponies are the in thing down here!
Great verse, Pete...and you certainly did have a very scary start.
ReplyDeleteYes, I could translate that into Geordie, but it would be VERY vulgar, and to get it perfect I'd need a month! LMAO
By the way, I am seriously worried about those poor Dartmoor ponies!!
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO