Just taking Bev to the Drs. I worry about her at times. Last nigth conversation went along these line -
Ian you know I like using clay can I take an imprint of your bits. How I ask, with trepidation.
Thats easy, you can put vaseline on your willy and I will wrap clay round it, leave for a few mins and then I will peel it off. Easy she said. Yer right I said!!
I don't know what to say, I can understand her wanting a plaster cast of your bits, it's better to have an "original" rather than generic !! BUT I wouldn't like it done to me.
It gets worse. Her ladyship said, this afternoon, we better not take a caste of your bits today or tomorrow, the drs are on strike and it may go wrong!!!
Thank goodness the tablets are taking effect and she is now asleep!
Why didn't you warn me duck42 ( you can't hide from me) bloody fool that I am - seemed to have found my way here all on my own! Pete gets so jealous of me chuckling on LOL that I needed to find somewhere for him to become ingrossed in - now I'm starting to wonder if I've made a huge mistake!!!
HUGE MISTAKE Barb ! This is NOT a PCa site in any way, shape or form at all, by ANY stretch of the imagination ! PMSL ! Welcome to my playground where I play with the boys, let off some steam, and generally abuse George at every opportunity I can [ he loves it !] You will figure it out soon enough ! Hope you have a very warped sense of humor ? Quack Quack ! xx
I'm all prepared for that storm hitting Jarrow.
ReplyDeleteMy brand new 'tsunami early warning system' is being installed in my back garden as I type:
You like??
Here are some 'smart comments...sent in by Terry (I've always been tempted to write something daft on silly signs myself!)
ReplyDeleteNice ones.
ReplyDeleteUs lot darn south will be driving UP to Leicester !!
Looking forward to seeing you all there.
Yes Chris, a lot more will be heading UP to Leicester than those of us heading down.
ReplyDeleteIt's a 200 mile trip for the Hardy clan.
I must admit, it will be fabulous meeting you all again.
hard to believe that we struggled to get 20 people attending in 2007 innit?
And today, I'm hoping to get a reply from' Virgin (bloody) Media' about the 12 day fiasco.
I won't hold my breath!
Just taking Bev to the Drs. I worry about her at times. Last nigth conversation went along these line -
ReplyDeleteIan you know I like using clay can I take an imprint of your bits. How I ask, with trepidation.
Thats easy, you can put vaseline on your willy and I will wrap clay round it, leave for a few mins and then I will peel it off. Easy she said. Yer right I said!!
Help!!!
I don't know what to say, I can understand her wanting a plaster cast of your bits, it's better to have an "original" rather than generic !! BUT I wouldn't like it done to me.
ReplyDeleteI am SERIOUSLY worried about Bev, Ian.
ReplyDeleteDo you think maybe you should ask for shelter in a 'Men's Refuge'?
Terry sent you something to keep Bev's mind otherwise occupied for a while:
ReplyDeleteHow to piss off a frog!
Some of us are driving across to Leicester!
ReplyDeleteOh, hark at Mike! Across to Leicester?
ReplyDeleteIt's not a religious ceremony. Leave it at home, your eminence.
Hey, this was in by inbox this morning - from our own 'Doggin' John' (below)
ReplyDeleteSomehow this joke didn't make it to the site.
NOW IT HAS!!
LMAO
It gets worse. Her ladyship said, this afternoon, we better not take a caste of your bits today or tomorrow, the drs are on strike and it may go wrong!!!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness the tablets are taking effect and she is now asleep!
I SERIOUSLY wonder about this site at times - honestly - I REALLY do !
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't you warn me duck42 ( you can't hide from me) bloody fool that I am - seemed to have found my way here all on my own! Pete gets so jealous of me chuckling on LOL that I needed to find somewhere for him to become ingrossed in - now I'm starting to wonder if I've made a huge mistake!!!
ReplyDeleteHUGE MISTAKE Barb ! This is NOT a PCa site in any way, shape or form at all, by ANY stretch of the imagination ! PMSL ! Welcome to my playground where I play with the boys, let off some steam, and generally abuse George at every opportunity I can [ he loves it !] You will figure it out soon enough ! Hope you have a very warped sense of humor ? Quack Quack ! xx
ReplyDeleteYep, Barb, you should have been warned by the girls of LOL.
ReplyDeleteThis site can be very scary sometimes, specially since Elise arrived.
La Duck doesn't play fair! (and we mere guys here are paranoid now), lol