BIT WINDY........BUT DRY & SUNNY FOR A CHANGE......
JUST LOOKING IN TO SEE WHAT EVERYONE'S DOING......YEP.....LOOKING BACK AT YER...!!!!!!.......pmsl
NOT FOR GEORGE THOUGH, AS HIS 'VIRGIN'IS PLAYING UP YET AGAIN...
JUST HOPE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO ENTER A NEW PASSWORD TO GET ONLINE AS THIS GUY HAD TO RECENTLY.........
A lady helps her man install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password,
a word that he'll always remember.
as the computer asks him to enter it,
he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects
a word but he is annoyed with her reaction,
when he selects: penis.
As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteriaThe computer had replied:
TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED.!!!
There's a new sex position in the Karma Sutra called 'The Plumber'.
Both of you stay in all day, and nobody comes!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY.....EVEN BETTER AFTER ENGLANDS WIN LAST NIGHT...
The person to receive the first sex change, male to female, has rec'd an MBE. Guess that stands for my balls are empty!!! Give a whole new meaning to many buggers efforts!!!!
ReplyDeletebev
Nice opener John, hard to read the black on dark grey, but managed it.
ReplyDeleteBEV, where is your mind today !! [ i like it though ] I'm trying to think up some other MBE's..............
Good day good peeps.
ReplyDeleteI am almost afraid to type this.....but...... I THINK I'M BACK ONLINE - AT LAST!
But then again, I might be dreaming.
I mean...last night I had a silly dream that England beat Sweden 3 -2. That obviously can't be true, so I'm not counting my chickens about this internet connection.
John? that Kama Sutra 'Plumber Position' is very popular amongst the folks on this site.
And as for ian and Bev's MBEs (my balls are empty)??? Sheeesh...we ALL qualify for that gong, don't we?
Before I go and see what mischief you've been up to in my absence (and what slander has been passed around), I'll give you some thoughts for today:
Here's a nice sentiment from Terry:
ReplyDeleteThat's a great attitude to have..innit? lol
And Saturdays wouldn't be complete without a load of Bollocks being spouted, would it??
ReplyDeleteNow this one ISN'T from one of our Aussies...
ReplyDeleteThis is from PAULINE in London (thanks, gorgeous! lol xxx)