& FOR SOME OF US...............
THANKFULLY NOT FOR ME......
WELL........ITS ENGLANDS TURN LATER TODAY TO SEE OFF FRANCE
IN THE EURO 2012 MATCH AT TEATIME..........DO US PROUD LADS..!!!!!!
A JOKE FROM 'OUR PHILS' LOCKER..!!!!!.....CHEERS MATEY.!!
Ray's Winky....................................
Ray decided to propose to Janice, but prior to her acceptance Janice felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Ray that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. However, Ray felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he too had a deformity.
Ray looked Janice in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.' Janice and Ray got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.
Ray whisked Janice off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Janice put her hands in Ray's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! Ray ran after her to find out what was wrong
She said,
'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'............... 'Yes, it is. It is 7 pounds, 8 ounces, & 19 inches long.....!!!!!!!!!
Love the joke John, we are well fed up as they are not showing the football on foxtel it's on santader so we would have to pay more money out, if we get through to the final we will go to our son's to watch it he's sport mad and daft enough to pay for it, how are you, janet x
ReplyDeleteMy seat booked at the pub tonight for the game.
ReplyDeleteWe have all promised to turn up in 'England' kits.
This is how I am expecting the barmaids to work:-
It's good to dream!!
Get thru to the final.!!!!!!!............that be a dream Janet...xx
ReplyDeleteI am fine,after the pneumonia,loved the holiday in Tunisia,& back now to cool windy,wet weather here.....at least the footies a distraction...regards to yourself & Derek....
Mike.....watching game at my brothers who has a 50 incher...pmsl
John's brother has a 50 incher? Mike's barmaids are hotties......and Janet is looking forward to seeing England IN THE FINAL??
ReplyDeleteNow who's hallucinating? LMAO
I must be the sanest of you all - despite my Virgin giving me only a 'little bit of access' each day.
Hopefully I'll be back online with all guns blazing tommorow afternoon.
Hey, thank heavens someone is posting today. Zilch yesterday!?!?!?!? I was beginning to think I was on a sinking ship!
What did I do to offend you all now? LOL
Well, this Thursday I get my first Zoladex jab since 2007.
Gotta be better than those three Prostap jabs I've had since March.
Bloody 'ell...I had a six-pack torso in February (STOP LAUGHING..it's [almost]true!! lol) and now I'm back to the fat bellied 'Newcastle United Fan look'.
Should be the 'Clash of The Titans' at Leicester then!
Good luck for Thursday, George. [I like the cat peeking out, not too sure if you will have THAT much energy left for 30th if you keep those girations going !!!!]
ReplyDeleteI've been wondering where everyone has hibernated too ? [lots look in but not many post !]
At least England drew 1-1...............
ReplyDeleteGeorge, the steroids piled on the weight for me.!!!!
I think they did well to draw, we can but hope that france lose all their next games and England can be top of their group.[I never did support France even when we lived there !]
ReplyDeleteCan the steroids do that John ?
Glad to hear your feeling better John, good luck for Thursday George x, well at least we didn't lose at the football George you have no faith I'm sure we will get to the final this time LOL
ReplyDeleteHi Chris......never had any prob with weight gain when on Zoladex H.T......The Steroid drug 'Dexamethasone' gave me much more of an appetite....& i think its just harder generally to lose any weight gain while on them......Now off them, & weight is gradually decreasing.....
ReplyDeleteIn my humble opinion........technically, France were superior to England,& a draw was a good result for us.....We defended well,but some forward passing was poor,& we gave away the ball to easily....Need to sharpen up in midfield against Sweden on friday,& play a more prolific striker (say Defoe) ...
I think under Roy Hodgson,he has created a good team spirit.....