Good Morning all
Early today, ain't I?
(Hope I haven't shocked you too much!)
I'm not going to be at home a lot these next few days, but I will get to pick up my emails later on each day in case there are any Leicester queries to answer.
Yep, a busy week ahead for many of us.
Mine isn't full of exciting stuff, but I do finally get to see my oncologist tomorrow. It's been a very long three months since we last met.
Catch Y'all Later.
BE GOOD!
(NOT)
Early today, ain't I?
(Hope I haven't shocked you too much!)
I'm not going to be at home a lot these next few days, but I will get to pick up my emails later on each day in case there are any Leicester queries to answer.
Yep, a busy week ahead for many of us.
Mine isn't full of exciting stuff, but I do finally get to see my oncologist tomorrow. It's been a very long three months since we last met.
Catch Y'all Later.
BE GOOD!
(NOT)
Good Lord, my man. What are you doing up at this ungodly hour???? Can't think of anything more exciting than a meeting with an oncologist! Enjoy yourselves in Leicester.
ReplyDeleteWOW George, you have now discovered there really are two 8 o'clocks each day.
ReplyDeleteTomorrow I am off to London for a days training.
I am one of the 70000 volunteers for the Olympics and am part of the 'Way-Finders' team.
Leicester almost here again, it's going to be great!!
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Suicide or Murder?
A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge,........so they stopped and parked their Harley's.
Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked her..."Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does...And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.
After she's finished, the biker leader says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had!
That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".
We both hope that ONCO visit goes well for you George.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your training day Mike.
I'm off to the Continence clinic this afternoon !!
Anyone else doing anything exciting this afternoon ?
Morning all xxx Nope, doing nothing at all xx
ReplyDeleteGood luck today guys xx George ? You will need to lie down in a darkened room when you get back !! xx
This was copied from ROB on the PCC Site
ReplyDeleteFact or Fiction ? Well facts. Mostly.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you farted continuously for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb..
(Now that's more like it !)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Ummmm )
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that could be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light..
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig !!)
Hi Pete xx I think George would disagree about the Pig, in favor of Sheep ! LMAO ! xx
ReplyDeleteOr Ducks ! ROFLMAO ! xx
Nice post Pete, thanks.
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