Hi everyone,
Just been speaking with George,
He is having trouble with his virgin who is denying him access.
He is most upset.
Promised a good connection by Saturday.
So, anyone waiting or expecting an E-mail from him please be patient.
His instructions are TO BE BAD until he returns!!!
George's problem with Virgins reminded me of when a young George was enjoying his first night in the Philippines, drinking beer at a pavement cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him.
ReplyDelete"Hello," George said, " Do you understand English?"
"Only a little," she answered.
"How much?" he asked.
"Fifty dollars," she replied.
He needs to get a new virgin, one who will give him quicker access!
ReplyDeleteHave you ever wondered what George must get up to when his 'puter IS working to catch all the vile diseases that affect his poor tool? He must visit some really dodgy sites I think!!
ReplyDeletePMSL ! Poor George, he hasn't had much luck with his Virgin......I think you are doing it wrong George ! LMAO ! xx
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