SUNDAY: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

 2012

HAPPY NEW YEAR

EVERYONE

LET'S DEDICATE 2012

as a year of unabated silliness

on this site

 

Thoughts and prayers for Sue and her family

One of our members,

SUE

(Soo22)

sadly lost her dad to this terrible illness

yesterday, 30th December.

Dear Sue, may you and yours find peace, comfort and strength over these next few weeks.

You are in the thoughts and prayers of us all.

X

 

NEW YEAR'S EVE

New Years Countdown Tickers

FRIDAY !!!!! TF !!

Good Morning Bollockeers xx

Not long now until we see the ass end of 2011....thank goodness....what a crap year.

Am off today and tomorrow, but working new years day.

However, I have an abscess in a tooth, and on yeughy antibiotics now, so no alcohol for me anyway..

Have plenty of Malts on my behalf !

Have a great Friday people xx

THURSDAY: FFS!!

   Good Mornin' Good Peeples

Has everyone recovered yet?

I do hope so.

Because....

I have a sorry tail to tell (SHADDUP you lot!) 

The curse of the rugrats has struck me..

AGAIN!

 

Now I know why I dread the grandkids invading en masse - I'm scared of them!!

Those crawling, toddling, walking little 'germ factories' have left me flattened by bugs.

I need a warm bed, a warm drink, and perhaps two even warmer nurses to get me through the next few days.  Any offers??

PS. NO MALE NURSES NEED APPLY!

Wednesday: Getting over the hump

Good Mooning Folks

Well, what d'ya know?

It's another

HUMP DAY

 

I do hope I'm not alone in finding that my brain has ceased to function after the Christmas shenanigans.

Please post and tell me you're all feeling as senile as I am today!

lol

Tuesday: Merry 'Christmas War' Is over!

GOOOOD MOONING PEEPS

IT'S OVER!

 

 

TFI TUESDAY!!

 

I hope everyone enjoyed the festivities,and logged back in here fresh as daisies and 10 pounds  lighter

(YEAH, RIGHT!)

Time to change the home-page here, and get shot of my 'Santa-pooping' avatar, huh?

And..time to get myself a huge, very nasty guard-dog...Roger knows too much about my house, FFS...he's even been examining the shag pile rug now!

 

I may even invest in 2 machine gun towers.

lol

 

 

The Day After Christmas

I must say I feel a little like the last pic - too much tucker!!

Hope you all had a jolly time - and have a great 2012

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone.

Only another 366 days to go before the next one! 

CHRISTMAS EVE

   Good Morning Folks

 

JOHN & VAL?...

BON VOYAGE

HAVE A

WONDERFUL HOLIDAY

WISHING EVERYONE ELSE

A

CALM CHRISTMAS EVE

(Yeah right! lol

 

Friday? NUTS!!!

Good Morning Peeps

Hey, if you get some very expensive Christmas presents this year, please be careful with 'em......

 

 

 

Thursday: 3 Days to go

Good Moaning All

Just 3 Shopping days left

and just 4 days till

Boxing Day

In our house it really is 'big fight' day with 8 grandkids and now one 'great grand rugrat' to weigh in with yet more noise.

I won't be here. I'm gonna hide myself in

John & Val's luggage and I'll be on a cruise before I'm even missed at home, lol

Dashing off to buy some sun cream .

Back laters!

WEDNESDAY: ONE FOR THE LADIES

There have been

soooooo many

COMPLAINTS

 

from deranged ladies here...

my eldest daughter suggested I post a special video for you all.

(Coming up next....)

Winter Solstice Day

WELL ITS THE SHORTEST DAY OF THE YEAR TODAY,BEFORE THE NIGHTS START TO DRAW  OUT.......CAN'T WAIT TO SPRING....

ITS ALSO WEDNESDAY.......SO ITS HUMP DAY .....

ITS ALSO BEEN CONFIRMED THERE IS GLOBAL WARNING

have a great day whetever you do.......gone all mild darn sarth to.!!

 

 

   

Tuesday: Titter Ye Not....

   Gooood Mooooning

Good Peeps

(and the ladies here)

Let's not mention the 'S' word today.

And what arsehole dreamt up the term 'retail therapy'

It has to have been a

MAD man/woman!!

Ho Ho Bloody Ho!

 

ROLL ON 2012 !

 

CHRISTMAS GREETING on HOME PAGE

I ECHO THOSE SENTIMENTS.

(on home page)

ITS  TUESDAY 

only a few more shopping days to the big day

there is still time for those last minute bits.

ENJOY YOUR DAY, whatever you are doing.

Monday 19th DEC

G'd Morning Peeps

'Monday Monday' Again

 

and for many reasons I for one can't wait to see the back of 2011.

What a terrible year for so many of our friends and their families.

Let's order a thousand quids worth of cannabis, convene a 'Bollocks Blast Meeting'

and get completely stoned on Jan 1st.

(Probably the best idea I've ever had!)

 

WE GOTTA FIGHT ON REGARDLESS