Bhuna sunrise,,

Good Morning/Evening Friday Peeps,,Bhuna curry went down well last night,along with a coupla galloons of water,Up at sunrise however taking advantage of the chilled toilet roll!(May stick to Madras in future!)

We're Booked in the Mill on the Saur for Friday 10th September and Saturday 11th and look forward to seeing you all there for  few jars and a natter!

Enjoy your Friday and have a great weekend!

Cheers

Hey I gotta clean one!!!LOL..................

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Chicken Gun
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Scientists at Rolls Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets all travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the American engineers.

When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin like an arrow shot from a bow..

The horrified engineers sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions.

Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo:

Defrost the chickens....

 

 

SEPTEMBER GET-TOGETHER

At last.....date arranged.

Friday was proving a problem for many, but I have managed to book a Saturday.

SATURDAY 11th SEPTEMBER 2010
THE MILL ON THE SOAR
LEICESTER

FUNCTION ROOM BOOKED FROM 1PM - 7PM
BUFFET LUNCH

(Also..The Mill Restaurant is open till 10pm for those who want a substantial meal after the get-together)

ACCOMMODATION AVAILABLE IF BOOKED EARLY
(Contact the Mill about your reservations)
http://www.millonthesoar.co.uk/

You could also consider booking in advance for local Travelodges and Premier Inns etc, as you can get some great deals.
As Allister says, the earlier you book travel and accommodation, the better the price.

However, I know quite a lot of folks will live near enough to travel to Leicester and back on the day.


All details and updates about the function will appear on the PCC EVENTS board at regular intervals.

(I am so pleased that is 'done and dusted).

Now I can concentrate on our Ruby Wedding anniversary plans for May.

Please contact me a.s.a.p if you definitely wish to attend:

georgehardy51@msn.com


All the very best,

George

A Hot Thursday night

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,still passably mild here but weekend temp drops forecast as usual for a Bank Holiday!

Should still be a hot night here as it's Thommos' curry night,I'm whipping up a beef Bhuna this afta to exercise the sweat glands!

Enjoy your day and I hope you also have a few "Spicy"moments!

Cheers

We gotta be due a groaner?...................

Bacon tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says ...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees a bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon ... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly there is a gunshot and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe ... go back amigo, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi compadre ... what ees it?"

"Pepe .. ees not a bacon tree. Ees,

Ees,

Ees,

Ees,

Ees a ham bush ..."

So sorry. I know there is something wrong with me for posting this. Just couldnt help it!

The little voices made me do it ... and I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you ... I know you did!

 

 

 

Hump day Coo!

Good Morning/Evening Mid week Peeps,woken at sparow cough this morning with amorous wood pigeons outside making the most of "Hump day"....was thinking of putting a blown up pic of George in the trees to frighten em off?(but decided it would be too cruel!!)

Enjoy your Hump day and the slide down towards the Bank Holiday weekend!

Cheers

ATM for Men...............

Subject: A Texan

A Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because he announces his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average in Texas folks...like I said – my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. ....so how much does he weigh now?

"The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised".

 

 

Tuesday warm,,,ish

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,must be warming up out there,,,no need to put heating on this morning and the pussy has taken off her fur coat!.

Seem to have a daisy epidemic here,the little blighters popping up all over, so I'll be out today trying to cull them,,and taking in some rays.

Hope you have the same "spiffing"weather today,,Enjoy

Is it just me and my one track mind???take a look at the front cover of a toddlers book out in the US,,,

Cheers 

TAX TIME

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes..

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,"What's your occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand little cocks last year."

"Chicken Farmer it is."

 

 

Monday stiff!!

Good Morning/Evening Peeps,I trust you had a pleasant weekend,,I woke up this morning feeling a little stiff!,,I wish I could blame it on my endeavours in the London Marathon yesterday but decided I must have walked a bit too briskly to the pub for lunch,,,,Upside is Hilary has offered to massage my stifness with some rubbing oil!(Every cloud and all that!)

Speaking of clouds it was lovely and sunny an hour ago but now overcast and dull,,,typical Monday I suppose.

Hope you survive Monday and are set for a good week.

Cheers

So Little Johnny and his grandfather go fishing one summer day. They get to the lake early, and after an hour or so, Johnny's grandfather pulls out a Cuban cigar and begins smoking it. Johnny watches in fascination for a moment before asking, "Grampa what's that?" "Why Johnny, that's a cigar. Men smoke cigars." "Well, can I try it?" Grandpa thought for a moment, then replied "I don't know Johnny, can you touch your dick to your a**hole?" "Why no Grandpa". "Then you're not a man, so you can't smoke a cigar." They continued fishing for awhile, and shortly thereafter, Grandpa reaches into his cooler and grabs a beer. He pops the top, and takes a long swig, only to hear Johnny ask, "What's that Grandpa?" "This is a beer, Johnny," he replied. "Men drink beer." "Can I try it?" "Well, Johnny, can you touch your dick to your a**hole?" Johnny sighed, "Of course not grandpa." "Then you're not a man, and you cannot have beer." Not long after that, Johnny gets hungry, and reaches into his cooler and pulls out a ginormous sub. He heartily takes a bite. "Well now, Johnny, what you got there?" Grandpa asked. "A sub sammich". "Can I have some of that?" Johnny chewed in silence for a minute and then asked, "Well grandpa, can you touch your dick to your a**hole?" Ever the smart one, Grandpa replied, "Of course I can Johnny, I'm a man!!" Johnny then smirked and said, "Then you can go f**k yourself, Gramma made this for me!!"

 

Sunday pew?

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,,a still grey morning here that is carrying the lovely aroma of freshly spread manure on some farmers field in the area,,adding a certain piquancy to my bacon butty!

Started watching the London Marathon and was with them in spirit for the first mile but got a stitch and switched channels to a travel program to recuperate. 

Ambling down to the local for a pub lunch and a coupla jars as Hilary says it's too warm for a Sunday roast,,(well it is nudging 15c at the moment! LOL)

Enjoy a lazy Sunday,

Cheers

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Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?' Customer says , 'Female.'

Counter guy asks , 'Black or white?

Customer says , 'White.'

Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?' Customer says , 'What does religion have to do with it?'

Counter guy says , 'The Muslim one blows itself up.

 

 

Whysexbeforemarriageisessential.wmv

Sunny days

Good Morning/Evening sunbeams,,,we got da sun back up ere just in time for our crabbing trip down the coast,,knotted hanky on head ,jeans rolled up(yeah right!),,well seafood stall on the prom actually!

Sherri and Steven got over the pond ok yesterday with only a two hour delay,fingers crossed Mike no more rumblings from Iceland!

Enjoy the sunshine and have a great weekend,!

Cheers

Here's a French ad for aids prevention that should tickle your fancy,,,

Just click on da purple writing!

http://attitude.adforum.com/top5/2010/01/27/aides-graffiti-tbwaparis/

Friday Grey

Good Morning/Evening Fridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Peeps,,,Sun turned off up here this morning as we revert back to grey,,

Sherri and Steven at Manchester airport with only a two hour delay(so far)for their flight to Florida.

Hope you are set for a good Friday and a great weekend!

Cheers

Weather...........

The Archbishop of Canterbury has partially got his way.

British weather has been declared Muslim.

It's partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite

 

Loadsa sun!

Good Morning Thursday Peeps,wall to wall sunshine again,,sems like ever since the volcano started spewing ash we've had da sun..

Long may it last, but can someone crank up the heat a few notches,,poor George is still wearing his fur lined jock strap!

Enjoy the sunshine and have a great day,

Cheers

Lost Grandson................

 

 My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall........... 

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked, "What's his name?" "Grandpa" The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?" 

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, 

"Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big boobs."