First Post

Hi All

Thanks for the welcome messages, I'm looking forward to adding to all the stirring that goes on

WELCOME PAUL (Denzel)

Let's Have A Big Warm
WELCOME
for
PAUL
(Denzel on the PCC site)

Many thanks for this recent photo, Paul. It will be placed in the members album a.s.a.p.

In the meantime,
Sit down, relax, look around
ENJOY

We look forward to seeing
your first posts

Monday warm..

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps, after a "Hot"night we have a warm morning here to start the week.,,

Painting went without a hitch yesterday although I had a little "Stiffness"this morning(Shaddup George ! LOL),,

Enjoyyour Monday and have a great week!

Cheers

A blonde girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

 

 

did someone mention CATS

              Don't f**k with the CATS

                        &

Sunday Artistic bent...

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Chums and Chumettes,,muggy old night and a warm morning here,,not the best painting weather but "Apres Grand Prix"I will be getting my equipment out and starting the paint job that I can no longer dodge.(Oh joy)

I may try out a few "Go faster stripes" on my pussy too!

Hope your day is slightly more exciting than mine!!

Have a Good un'

Cheers

Medical
Young squaddie has to go to the med centre for his physical and they have an on loan Naval Medical Officer. Half waythrough the medical and the M.O has the lad's scrotum cupped in his hand. M.O says "Don't worry, it's quite normal to get an erection during this kind of examination." Lad says, "I haven't got an erection!" M.O says, "No.......but I have."

Saturday: OUCH!

Good Morning Peeps,

I do hope you're all feeling better than me this morning.
If you're contemplating a trip to York in the near future, BE WARNED. Keep well away from the museum gardens.

I really should have spotted that look in his eyes....and I should NOT have been squatting like that.

Arghhh....... he's got me nuts!!



But enough of that..

It's looking like a good weekend,
Enjoy yourselves

BUT
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!

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Fridaaaaaay Fine ! :)

Good Morning/Evening Fridaaaay Folk,Lotta rain yesterday now departed giving us a fine sunny start to the day here,

Nice to see George made it safely back from York even though the"York Dungeon"tried to persuade him to stay as a permanent exhibit!

Going "Greek" tonight(Shaddup George!)as a friend dropped us off a coupla bottles of Ouza from a Rhodes trip,,May get my Bazouki out after some stuffed vine leaves and a few jars, although why Hilary finds my Nana Miskouri impression so amusing I'll never know,(Thanks for the loan of the frock George I'll drop it off tomorrow)

Enjoy your Friday Peeps,and have a Cracking weekend!

Cheers

A Cautionary tale for those of us staying at the Mill on the Saur!....

The Hotel Bill

Next time you think your hotel bill is too high, you might want to consider this:

My wife and I are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince George . Being Seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed us a bill for $350.00.

I explode and demanded to know why the charge is so high.I told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 for four hours.  Then the clerk tells me that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. I insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appears, listens to me, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre that were available for us to use.'But we didn't use them," I said.''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that we could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

"But we didn't go to any of those shows," I said. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, I  replied,"But we didn't use it!"

The Manager is unmoved, and eventually I gave up and agreed to pay.

I  wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque. "But sir, this cheque is only made out for $50.00." ''That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with my wife," I replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

I said, "Well, too bad,  she was here, and you could have."

Don't mess with Senior Citizens