Sunny Hump day

Good Morning/Evening Humpday Peeps,Sunny start to the day here in North Yorks but cool man,

Hilary off today and we're taking the coast road to Scarborough before the caravaners decend at the weekend, to nab a coupla crabs for dinner.

Hope the sun shines for you and you have a cracking Wednesday!

Cheers

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble. The other brother however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close. The evil Brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer. The other brother was a Devoted husband and father and supported many charities. One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife. One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my brother? He died before me But I have not seen him here in heaven." God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not spending Eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere.." "I'm sorry to hear that," the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and Wish I could see him again." "You can see him if you wish," God said. "I will give you the power to gaze into Hell." So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long he saw his brother sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of beer, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde. The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful woman in the other. Surely, hell cannot be that bad." God explained. "Things are not always as they seem… The keg has a hole in it. The blonde doesn't."

 

Tuesday Pussy,

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,,grey start to the day here and  much cooler,,,,fun and games with pussy at 430am this morning when she came in with another field mouse,,,,I'm sure she was smirking while I leapt around the living room naked trying to bag the little blighter!,,finally trapped it in a plant propagator before releasing it to go and tell the tale to it's Mates's!

Looking forward to a less energetic day ahead!

Enjoy your Tuesday,,

Cheers

The doc told Bob that masturbating before sex helped men last longer during the act.

Bob reckoned, "What the hell, I'll give it a try." So, he spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized a solution.

On his way home, he pulled his pick-up truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck.

Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started stroking his rod.

He closed his eyes and thought of the gorgeous girl who lived next door. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Bob didn't want to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, so he kept his eyes shut, replying, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

Bob replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

The officer replied, "Well, you should check your brakes while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill five minutes ago."

 

Monday cooler..

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,what a cracking weekend weather wise,,was that our Summer??LOL

Bit cooler but passable again today, so hope Uncle George and family are having fun sheep herding over to the West,

Enjoy your Monday if that's possible and have a great week,

Cheers

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there's no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it's a good thing. The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases yet another condom, and once again he leaves the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest of the pharmacist. "What's could be so funny about buying a condom, anyway?" So he tells his clerk "If this guy ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see where he goes." Sure enough, the next day the same man is back, he buys the condom, and again starts cracking up with laughter, then leaves. The pharmacist tells his clerk, go follow the guy. About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the store...now the CLERK is laughing! "Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the pharmacist. The clerk replies "Your house."

 

Double Celebration..

Good Morning/Evening Sunday Peeps,as George and Lynn tootle to the Lakes on this gloriuosly sunny morning time say...................

,,and also today a VERY................... to LYNN, xxx

Hope you both have a fabulous day and a great time sheep spotting!

Cheers,

 

 

Saturday HOT!

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,,Coo it's it's actually going to be HOT today!,,Hope the weather stays good for George's sheep rustling trip to the lakes

We're heading off to the beach for a donkey ride,and an ice cream,and soak up a spot of sun.

Enjoy the sunshine and have a great weekend!

Cheers

Holy Bath Night....

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed.

Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.

The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.

'Oh, sister,' said the young nun dreamily, 'I've been saved.'

'Saved? And how did that come about?' asked the old nun.

'Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.'

'Did he now?' said the old nun evenly.

Sister Magdalene continued, 'And Father John said that if the Key to Heaven fits my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock.'

'Is that a fact?' said the old nun even more evenly.

'At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.'

Then the old nun says.....

'That wicked old bastard, 'He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!

 

Signing off for a while....

Goooood Moaning all you good peeps out there,

I'm signing off for a week, as it's Ruby Anniversary time on Sunday(and Lynn's birthday the same day) so we're having time away.

This photo isn't referring to the strict check-in regulations for those flying into the sun from Newcastle airport.

We're off somewhere more exotic.....ermmm...the Lake District, and I'm told these clothes are the height of fashion there.

BE GOOD!!!!

Fridaaaaaaay Sunnnnnnn

Good Morning/Evening Friday Peeps,,,Coo sunny AND warm to start the day here,could it last for the weekend?

Survived my visit to Teesport yesterday(slightly worse for wear)and after putting the world to rights weaved my way home clutching three bottles of Saki. 

Enjoy the sunshine and hope it shines on you for the weekend!

Cheers

A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake." The doctor looked puzzled and asked, "What mistake was that?" "I said 'Hey this looks like yours hun!'"