Morning Bollockeers.....
DOG SHOW TODAY....ITS AN ANNUAL EVENT TO RAISE FUNDS FOR OUR LOCAL HALL....OUR DOG IS UP FOR BEST 'DO NOTHING' EVENT.......LOL
HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT DAY/WEEKEND & IF VENTURING OUT KEEP
WARM & DRY.......
AS FOR ANY FIREWORKS DISPLAYS.........HEARD ENOUGH ALREADY TO LAST ME.!!!
Good morning all, wake up to a very wet east anglia, got woken up twice during the night with a soggy puss cat.
Anyone with any aches and pains, hope they are soon alleviated.
Enjoy your day, firework day tomorrow, protect your pussys and doggies.
MORNING BOLLOCKEERS....FROM A WET SOUTH COAST..
STILL MILD HERE & MAY IT LAST.....COS...
HOPE ITS GREAT DAY
WHATEVER YOU DO
MY BACK IS A LOT BETTER SO VENTURING OUT TODAY........
HOPE EVERYONE IS WELL TO
ESPECIALLY MY INBRED CAT
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!'
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him:
'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'
'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood because she had the same procedure done some time ago.'
'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.
"That's from a man upstairs in the burns unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."!!!
The problem we had with the 'Facebook' and 'Twitter' share buttons on blogs?
Please take a look.
I think I've removed them...but don't ask me how I did it. I haven't a clue.
I didn't even know what CSS customisation was until I fiddled about.
(Come to think of it..I still don't know!)
LMAO
Happy Anniversary
to
two of the nicest people
we know.
Keith and Annette
Before we get all sloppy and sentimental
with flowers galore...
One question:
Did you buy matching
'HIS and HERS Cars
to mark this milestone?
AND....
Dare I show everyone here the photo of your first matching set?
(Keith proudly posted me the photo...many years ago)
LMAO
Morning all Bollockeers & hope we all survived yesterdays ghouls & witches....
Today is All Saints day,& celebrated by Christians all over....
We here have our real live 'Saint'.... Elise....
She is a true friend to so many,& has a dedication to helping all PCa sufferers & there loved ones....Cheers Sweetie 
Welcome again to Janet....i hope you are ready for this...
WHAT EVER YOU DO.....MAKE IT COUNT...
A Man is sitting in the living room watching his favourite football team compete for the first time in the Champions league.
His wife comes into the room and says " Honey, can you fix the landing light? It has been flickering for ages."
"Wow!" shouts the man. "Do I look as though I have 'Scottish Power' tattooed on my forehead? I don't think so!"
A little later she comes back and says "Can you fix the front step? It's been cracked for ages."
It is nearly half time and the man is engrossed. "Wow! " he responds "Do I look as if I have 'B&Q' stamped on my forehead? I don't think so!"
Half-way through the second half, the wife comes back into the room and says "The door of the fridge is a bit wobbly, can you fix it?"
"Wow!", shouts the man again. "Do I look as though I have 'Philips' written on my head? I don't think so! I am off down the pub!"
He spends all night there until closing time and goes home.
When he gets there, he finds the step fixed, the light does not flicker anymore and the fridge door does not wobble when he goes to get a beer.
He wakes his wife, "Hey" he says. "The step is fixed, the light is fixed and the fridge door does not wobble anymore. How did you do all that?"
"Well" says his wife, "After you left, I sat on the doorstep and cried. A nice young man passed by and stopped to see what the matter was. He said he would fix everything for me if I either baked a cake for him or had sex with him."
"So what sort of cake did you bake for him? Asked the husband.
"Wow!" said the wife, "Do I look like I have 'Kipling' tattooed on my forehead?"
