Cherchez "La Duck?"..

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Bollockeers,,,,Hot and sticky(No names!) seems to have drifted off after some good belts of rain last night,,

OK so who has half hinched our Duck??...no sign of Lil Duck yesterday and posters going up as we speak to ascertain her whereabouts!!!

Last seen clutching a battered egg whisk,a bottle of Balvennie in hand being pursued by Leprechauns in Southern Island...

A reward is offered for information in the form of free DRE s for life!!

Fun shopping at last for Philip today,new motor,,time to drag Hilary around,,,,Oh Joy..LOL

Have a cracking day and keep those Peepers peeled for Elise!!

Deer Sex?............

 

Cheers

Morning John.................

 

A blonde girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup

. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we make love," she replies.

A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M" on her chest. "Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.

"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"

Sticky Hump day....

Good Morning/Evening Fellow humpsters and a hot and sticky one it looks set be too!...(Keep that nose protected from the sun!.)..........................

Nice to see George back in one piece after his "Napper modification"yesterday,,,the vingar and brown paper comes off in three days,,LOL(Don't ask about Jil!!)..meanwhile he is resting the bonce...

Quick update on my "Afternoon"yesterday with a new Lady Onco who proved to be on da ball!! with the absence of my usual guy happily for me on holiday!!

PSA 700,,,,Stop Casodex today,,, continue 4 weekly Zoladex implants,,(Last one August 25th!)...Start Abiraterone September,,also have the option to start new Chemo treatment CABAZITAXEL that fits my profile for guys that the Taxotere no longer works for...and works with the Abiraterone.

Reducing steroids,,,she had me in Xray within 40 mins checking stuff out also did ful bloods to make sure my bones,(Marrow?)can take Strontium that she want to inject in for the Bone mets,(No further spread noted)

Okies that's it and am pleased with the stuff in the pipeline,all positive as far as I'm concerned....

Thanks again for all your good wishes!! and back at y'all for good news and a positive outcome for you all on this journey of ours!

Enjoy your sticky Hump day Folks!!

Cheers

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Sunburn
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A doctor is making his rounds in the hospital when he comes upon a guy with the worst case of sunburn he has ever seen. The poor guy is burnt raw from head to toe and is in agony. He says to the doctor, "Is there anything you can give me to ease this terrible pain?"

So the doctor says, "Yes, I'll prescribe you some Viagra".

"Viagra?" says the poor guy. "How will that help my sunburn?".

"It won't help your sunburn much" says the doctor, "but at least it'll keep the sheets off it!"

 

 

Memory Problems Solved

Apparently this works - I haven't actually tried yet, but perhaps anyone who does could let me know?

Memory Problems??

A useful tip, I thought, although I haven't bought mine yet!!

Tuesday "heading off"?..

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,...on another warm un' up ere'

Good Luck to George as he "Heads out"for a spot of bonce reduction,,(His Mega brain has always been such a burden)!!,,(which piece are they after Matey)????

Me too sloping off for an afternoon long overdue at hossy with my Onco,armed with a medium novel sized booklet full of facts figures questions and such re future treatment...thanks Elise for your input I have printed off one off your noteworthy pieces re Steroids and Abiraterone  for his perusal and will let ya know what he has to say!xx 

Good luck to all for next appointments,,and if you can get out in the sun enjoy!!!

Cheers

Subject: book

A man goes into a Waterstones bookshop and asks the young female clerk,"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title.

 " She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."

 The man said, "That's the one. I'll take a copy."

 

Happy August..

Good Morning Evening Monday Bollockeers,,,and a very .....

"Pinch and a punch"on the first of the month or "White Rabbits we say up ere' for some reason?

Either way Lotsa friends due hossy appoints, doc visits and general poking and proddding by curioius medics this month I know, so good luck to all and hope you all have a good month!...................................

May your week be short and the weekend upon you before you know it!!!,,,,speaking of molten metal,,, anyone heard from Bev and Ian lately?...

Happy Monday

Cheers

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ....... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.