Misty Hump day

Good Morning/Evening Hump day Peeps,A misty start to the day ere'in Cap'n Cook land..

Quiet day in here yesterday but I know a lot going on with some of you,,nice to hear Val is feeling better and her new haircut looks Ffffffabulous!!John is hoping however that her Husky voice as a result of not feeling so good remains,, with a possible new "Phoneline"career now being an option for her! 

I'm riding shotgun in here today with Elise off too so looks likely there will be more "Hump"in the day than yesterday!!

Have a great day whatever you're up to,,and hoping for some good news on Alex real soon

Cheers

Claude and Maude..............

They met at the singles club meeting and  discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.

After  several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner  and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They  dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

Despite his age,  they ended at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along  a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for  a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

As they were basking in the glow  of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own  thoughts.....

Claude was thinking: 'If I'd known she was still a virgin,  I'd have been gentler.'

Maude was thinking: 'If I'd known he could  still do it, I'd have taken my tights off '

 

 

Happy Birthday Callum and Charlotte

Hi George please wish Callum and Charlotte your lovely twin Granchildren a VERY.......................

I'm sure they will have a Super day(and keep you on your toes!LOL).......

Enjoy the jelly and ice cream!!

Guess this pic must be a coupla years old?

Lotsa luv and a Very Happy Birthday Callum and Charlotte,

 

Phil and Hilary xxx

 

Tittilating Tuesday? :)

Good Morning/Evening Tuesday Peeps,sun out and blue skies again ere,,

Seeems like the female population in our neck of the woods equate the sun shining with Summer being here already,,, as I have noticed (purely from a "scientific" viewpoint)"that the hemlines  seem to have risen and topclothes discarded over the past few sunny but cool days

My studies of this phenomena will continue today whilst Hilary is at work.(note to self clean binoculars)....Does this make me a "Twitcher??"LOL

Have a cracking Tuesday,

Cheers

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Assertiveness
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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.  Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.

 

 

MONDAY MONDAY

Good Mooning All You Good Peeps.

Well, the party's over for me...

 

 but somehow I don;t think I'll have a quiet day tomorrow.

THE TRULY TERRIBLE TWINS

 (Not me and Phil) 

are 5yrs old

.

 I'm going into hiding!

I think there are a load of us here who could do with a month away on a sundrenched desert island.  Any suggestions?

Monday quickie with the nurse :)

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,grey and murky after lovely sunny weekend but Hey I got a nursey coming this morning!..Only a "Quickie"as far as I know for bloods,but a nice way to start the week!

George has apparently embraced his over 60 status and is planning a round the world trip on his bus pass!,,,so far his available bus routes will get hime to the bottom of his road.

Continued thought's and prayers for Alex and hoping for some more positive news today.Hug to Pat xxx

Enjoy your Monday best you can Folks!

Cheers

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .' The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of  legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,  you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'