Saturday Thrush..

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Bollockeers,Typical Bank Holiday weekend here with rain one minute and sunshine next...

Spent most of this morning chasing my pussy round the house,she managed to catch a baby Thrush much to the annoyance of her squawking Mum,,,finally retrieved it apparantly unharmed but a little ruffled,,,Mother and Baby doing fine!

Roads round Here are chocker with ruddy caravans and tourists on the Captain Cook trail so I will be staying traffic free indoors watching the Belgian Grand Prix quallifying(Sorry George)

My apologies to any caravaners out there but I hear John O'Groats is particularly nice at this time of the year.

Have a Cheeky Saturday,

Cheers

What a beautiful story. This should be shared with everyone!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?'  The girl said, 'NO!'  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and  drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End

(Kinda brings a tear to you eye Huh?)

 

 

Saturday Blue Skies and Blue Birds

Happy Saturday to You Good Peeps

I hope everyone is feeling FIT today


Hey, was anyone else 'conned' by the post on Elise's site?
She had a video there, captioned 'Explicit!'
I wasted 5 minutes waiting for the good bits.


What a bloody tease she is!

Jack - The new puppy

Total bundle of fun. The circle of life is a funny old thing ....

New Business.......

A friend of mine just started a new business; he's making landmines that look like prayer rugs.

 

It’s doing well.  He says Prophets are going through the roof !

Fffffriday Fffffffine :)

Good Morning/Evening Fab Friday Folks,Sun cracking the flags up ere'but gonna be shortlived methinks looking at the forecast!

Time to squeeze in a grass crop before adverse weather descends,then heading out as the intrepid hunter to gather supplies,,,(Sainsburys and Tescos)

My Cuban rum runner (Gemma) is heading up from Brighton with new stocks on Wednesday for a visit and thankfully her airline is still routing her there to keep Dad supplied!

Have a cracking Friday Peeps,

Cheers

2nd Opinion

A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is preformed?

The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger "I insert this finger into your rectum and feel your prostate for any irregularities".

The patient replied "You're going to stick that finger up my ass?"

The doctor replied "Yes".

The patient said "While you're at it I want you to stick two fingers up my ass".

The doctor asked "Why? "

The patient replied "I want a second opinion".

Crabs again!

Hmmm no pic posting allowed today????(Multiply up to it's old tricks again?)

Good Morning/Evening Thursday Peeps,,,,,nice sunny start to the day after a cold night,,Winter duvet could be making an early appearance!!

Time for the Whitby run again to pick up a coupla crabs,,Hilary at work so I have Carte Blanche to get crabs on my own!!

George I'll be heading over the Moors,Ewe want me to pass on any messages?

Have a Cracking day Folks,

Cheers

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

 

Happy Hump Day

(Multiply Ain't Working Properly)
Can't post any pics


Wishing You All
A
Crazy
Happy
HUMP DAY