Bollocks-To-PCa

Monday, 4 January 2010

Monday crunch!

Good Morning/Evening Monday Peeps,Frozem snow now the menace in this neck of the woods and a very slippy slide to take Hilary to work this a.m.

May pop up and see George and have a session on his sunbed(It's a double!!!)

Watch dem roads Folks!!

Cheers

Ear Hair
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This lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer.."

The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for at least a week."

Sunday, 3 January 2010

Sunday Snow Ho Ho Ho?

Happy Sunday to you all.

No let-up in the snow is there?

We all should have gone to the Philippines for Don's retirement party!

Here's the latest pic of the tiny terrors (due to invade again any minute now!).

Ffffffflipping cold Sunday.

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Saturday, 2 January 2010

Snow Joke!!

Good Morning/Evening Saturday Peeps,,,lotsa snow in this neck of the woods,,,not quite bad enough to don the crampons and fix snow chains to the motor like Grant for his camping holiday in Devon?(Yet!)

George's Jarrow I know had even more snow and for a time was cut off from the rest of the world,,,not such a bad thing as they have been campaigning for years for independence and its own sovereignty!!King George does have a certain ring to it?(and he does like dressing up!)

Enjoy your Saturday and have a great weekend,

Cheers

Both o' them?

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello der girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag th' both of ye, so he did."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it, so I will," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both o' them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"